i feel in love with a rough trick named Jim
"i had the time of my liffeeeee and i owe it all to youuuu" so my night with conan was amazing! it was simply the best night of my life :) and i owe it all to UB...it was fate that i should come to this school...fate! and i will greatly rub it in everyone's face who didnt go! na na a boo boo :-P it was basically a 2 hr question and answer. and some lucky kids got to submit questions weeks ago and those bastards got to ask him questions. this other guy, like the president of the school or something got to sit on stage with him, i would do anything and i mean ANYTHING to meet him. whack a man, off a man, whack off a man (hehehe). greatest thing of all that he was just as hilarious as he is on his show so he never disappoints :) they showed a bunch of clips before he came on stage and it was hilarious, clips i've seen before but still hilarious! ...one of his favorite episodes of the simpsons is "mr. plow" (call mr. plow thats my name that name again is mr. plow) which i also love, also the monorail episode..which he thought of! amazing. he just turned 43, the same day that tom cruise and katie holmes had their baby. and in answering a question he said how we should invite tom cruise to speek next year and then everyone charge at him with foam bats and beat him back to normal. i wish i had recorded this whole thing it was simply amazing!!! (totally deserving the 3 !'s). he's dad teaches at harvard and his mom is a lawyer, or maybe they are retired now i dont know but whatever. bet they were loaded! hehehe. he kept making fun of how he was invited to be a "distinguish speaker" (because thats what UB calls its series of lectures) and that he just acts like an ass. some guy, who seemed very flamey, made a comment about conan having a nice ass, and did the purr thing conan does. and stupid girlies were cheering for my man! and he hit on the crowd as well as the president guy who was up there with him. it was also hilarious because he made fun of the president and it was just amazing. saying he was unnaturally tan for this time of year. buffalo having 18 (or something like that) months of winter. that are spring break was in SYRACUSE (big up's to the cuse lol). he would make fun of some questions people submitted. and how the buffalo that is on stage is plastic and hollow, why cant we afford a nice one. he would help us pay for it by promoting for pepsi (he was drinking diet pepsi a man after my own heart lol) and and and and he is real tall. and he hugged the people who were on stage and i wished to be one. he picked the president up. he pretended like he knew one of the kids who got to ask a question and was like "man you took that beer last night. i didnt think you were gonna do it but you did it was awesome" etc...ah!!!! and he said that he might mention us on his show over the next week but we all had to watch. and he talked about how they rarely have to censor things (since they have the masturbating bear and triumph) but they wanted to do tokkie the anti drug bong. the bong that hated itself lol. he did his monologue dance when he pretends his legs are attached to strings and pulls each leg one at a time. and he had walked off the stage and tried getting back on but straddle it from the floor...after he had just put his face all on the lens of the camera and kissed it etc...i loveee himmm :) i must become his intern, seduce him, have him leave his wife, and get with me :) but he had made a joke about how he was a virgin...a stud like that couldnt be! lol...hmmm....he made fun of other SUNY schools and how he had reject their invitations to speak, holding out for us, we are the diamond of the SUNY system.... i havent been so happy in a long time :tear: