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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I donated bone marrow to fairybabe76 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole x___disco's purse (30 points). In January I gave iheartboobiesx a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In July I put money in rocketpr18's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Thursday I gave one_step_dead a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (329 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
ur_mom_is_crazy