holy crap, you guys.

[ur_hed_a_splode]

(we are sitting on the couch, watching Starsky & Hutch)

ME: it doesn't matter what you like or don't like, you have to respect Snoop Dogg.
MOM: isn't he a singer?
ME: he's a rapper, yes.
MOM: didn't they kill him?
ME: ...what?
MOM: i thought they killed him.
ME: are you thinking of tupac?
MOM: no, i thought they killed Snoop Dogg.
ME: ....no. who's 'they'?
MOM: i dunno. the people who kill rappers. the organization to prevent rap.