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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In June I donated bone marrow to tainnshey in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In September I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (620 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
ur_broken_angel