Jun 09, 2005 23:08
If one train leaves St. Louis at 4 pm going 85 mph and a second train leaves New York at 9 am going 78 mph at what time and place to these two trains collide? The answer...
NEVER, cause the trains are too dumb to realize they're headed straight for eachother and it turns into a giant game of chicken and they both suck at life and flinch at the same time.