Uber rant
Certian people from a certian town suck because:
They wear skirts they find on buses
They like big belts
They like talking about their feelings, really loudly infront of other people who dont care
They like to think they are really bohemian
They have dinner parties and drink wine
They think they are really controversial
They like being bisexual because its really controversial
They sleep with boys who have long hair
They are SO posh chavs, which is a complete oxymoron and therefore annoying
They think everyone else's music is shit because the lead singer didnt die at an early age
They talk to homeless people and think theyre really deep and emotional
They think that when they get wrecked its cool, where as normal people get wrecked because its fun and then laugh about it later
They find pointless meaning in usless bollocks like a piece of gum
They can give an opinion on anything
They voice their opinion often and continually..without being asked
They claim to have made their first bohemian skirt out of hemp and newspaper
Wine is not big and it is not cool
If they smoke they only smoke rollies
They think they are really mature
They have a holier than thou attitude
They smell of camomile tea
They claim to have really unconventional childhoods
We ranted about loads more but we can't remember....
peace out my sisters...
boho for life!
signed opinionatedly
Jo and Emma
They wear skirts they find on buses
They like big belts
They like talking about their feelings, really loudly infront of other people who dont care
They like to think they are really bohemian
They have dinner parties and drink wine
They think they are really controversial
They like being bisexual because its really controversial
They sleep with boys who have long hair
They are SO posh chavs, which is a complete oxymoron and therefore annoying
They think everyone else's music is shit because the lead singer didnt die at an early age
They talk to homeless people and think theyre really deep and emotional
They think that when they get wrecked its cool, where as normal people get wrecked because its fun and then laugh about it later
They find pointless meaning in usless bollocks like a piece of gum
They can give an opinion on anything
They voice their opinion often and continually..without being asked
They claim to have made their first bohemian skirt out of hemp and newspaper
Wine is not big and it is not cool
If they smoke they only smoke rollies
They think they are really mature
They have a holier than thou attitude
They smell of camomile tea
They claim to have really unconventional childhoods
We ranted about loads more but we can't remember....
peace out my sisters...
boho for life!
signed opinionatedly
Jo and Emma