Upwardover's advice for single guys
Gentlemen, listen up. There's a revelation a-brewin', and it could change your life. Forget The Game ... upwardover's brand-new, patent-pending system will make your next trip to the bar a sure-fire pick-up experience. Or, at the very least, it will make your next trip to the bar more entertaining for everyone involved.
How do I know it works? Because it worked on me, and I'm a true-blue, bona fide girl.
Forget pick-up lines. You don't even have to buy the girl a drink - although you can if you want to. There are no special skills required - just a certain ballsiness that you can, in all likelihood, fake if you don't actually have the stones. Alcohol may help you, but only if you're not falling-down drunk. Falling-down drunk doesn't help anyone.
So here it is: the one simple move that will change your romantic life forever. First, find a likely candidate. Then, make sure that some good music is playing - pay a visit to the DJ booth if you have to. It will help if your target is already on the dance floor, but it isn't necessary. In fact, the move might be more effective if executed at the bar, but unfortunately I can't speak from direct personal experience on that one.
All you have to do is challenge your girl of interest to a dance-off.
Every girl loves a challenge, especially when it comes to their dancing prowess. Me? I'm a terrible dancer. But even if my competitor had been worse than me, he would have still won me over. Because ... a DANCE-OFF! Yes, I'm pretty sure he won. We were our only judges, but he was a very good dancer. I like me a man who can dance. But more than that, I like me a man who challenges me to a dance-off. It's sexy and hilarious, and that's a deadly combination. So, guys, work on those moves. Perfect the smoky-eyed gaze. Throw in a turn or two, and she'll be eating out of your hand.
Bonus points if you challenge the girl to a dance-off in a bar that is randomly full of blonde men wearing togas.
How do I know it works? Because it worked on me, and I'm a true-blue, bona fide girl.
Forget pick-up lines. You don't even have to buy the girl a drink - although you can if you want to. There are no special skills required - just a certain ballsiness that you can, in all likelihood, fake if you don't actually have the stones. Alcohol may help you, but only if you're not falling-down drunk. Falling-down drunk doesn't help anyone.
So here it is: the one simple move that will change your romantic life forever. First, find a likely candidate. Then, make sure that some good music is playing - pay a visit to the DJ booth if you have to. It will help if your target is already on the dance floor, but it isn't necessary. In fact, the move might be more effective if executed at the bar, but unfortunately I can't speak from direct personal experience on that one.
All you have to do is challenge your girl of interest to a dance-off.
Every girl loves a challenge, especially when it comes to their dancing prowess. Me? I'm a terrible dancer. But even if my competitor had been worse than me, he would have still won me over. Because ... a DANCE-OFF! Yes, I'm pretty sure he won. We were our only judges, but he was a very good dancer. I like me a man who can dance. But more than that, I like me a man who challenges me to a dance-off. It's sexy and hilarious, and that's a deadly combination. So, guys, work on those moves. Perfect the smoky-eyed gaze. Throw in a turn or two, and she'll be eating out of your hand.
Bonus points if you challenge the girl to a dance-off in a bar that is randomly full of blonde men wearing togas.