Title: All Art Is Quite Useless
Fandom: The Vampire Diaries
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: THIS IS PRETENTIOUS. No, I mean it. I abuse Oscar Wilde in a terrible fashion.
Wordcount: 1000
Characters/Pairings: Damon/Elena
Spoilers: 3x22
Summary: Future!fic. He finds her in Europe, in a small town he's never heard of before, and doesn't care to hear about
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“And if you're reading that Jane Eyre crap again, you might as well make yourself useful and get me one.”
It's my head canon that Damon reads Jane Eyre every few years or so because, "Jane's a highly spirited gal. Plenty to like there." Also, this is relevant to Elena bossing him around, okay. It just is. She's highly spirited.
I'm in love with how easily and non-apologetically she banters with Damon about compelling humans to cook, and it's never the same.
HOW. HOW. HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE THE IDEA OF READING THROUGH ORGASMS. HOW. HOW DID YOU DO THAT. Stoya actually made this video of reading a book out loud while someone under the table was using a vibrator on her, and it's like my favorite thing ever. JFC.
"ALL ART IS QUITE USELESS." You win everything.
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HOW. HOW. HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE THE IDEA OF READING THROUGH ORGASMS. HOW. HOW DID YOU DO THAT.
PRETENTIOUS ENGLISH MAJOR STUFF, YO! I just really LOVE the idea of people reading out loud. I love being read to. Good books have melody to them, and the preface to The Picture of Dorian Gray was just made to be read out loud. It was so easy to wrap a story around reading it, because the natural pauses are THERE. *nerdgasm*
Personally, I think Damon would be most suited to read Virginia Woolf, but you can't blow someone who's reading Virginia Woolf to you. You just can't.
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ME TOO. I love reading aloud and being read to. But I have never read any Virginia Woolf. I know, it's a travesty.
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I've read very little, but I loved every word of what I've read.
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BLOWJOBS WHILE HE READS TO HER
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And this:
“And if you're reading that Jane Eyre crap again, you might as well make yourself useful and get me one.”
PERFECT.
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I am a sucker for apples ;).
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