Clumsy hands in a dark room. Crossed out. (A Damon/Elena 3x19 meta)

Apr 21, 2012 22:49

This is a Damon/Elena 3x19 post. Basically, I'm writing down ALL THE THOUGHTS, because I can't contain myself. You've been warned.

Warnings: This post contains Damon, Elena, feelings, intellectual masturbation, incoherency, shippy rainbow vomits. Possible velociraptors in comments.

Clumsy hands in a dark room. Crossed out. )

note to self: less talk, meta, ostateczne upodlenie, fictional vampires ruin my life, tvd fandom is the worst, straszna straszna miazga, yes i'm always like that, elena gilbert is amazing, damon omg damon, fandom: the vampire diaries, how unfortunate, too many emotions, i honestly don't know, i hate everybody

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upupa_epops April 26 2012, 05:44:22 UTC
I am in control of my emotions now!

O_O How did you do that???

I truly expected her to continue being asleep, and then like open her eyes when she laid down, but then she didn't.

OMG me too! Let's face it, it would also be very much in character. But not this time. This time, Elena is tired of her stalemate, and just decides to send everything to hell and see what happens.

As far as I am concerned, love now means trusting someone enough to let them know you are a creepy ogler. That's gonna look great cross-stitched on a pillow.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When are you getting married, so I can send you a pillow like that?

Was especially affective with the addition of Damon Crazy Eyes (TM) on the "Am I wrong?!"

And also, kill me, this is the first time ever that Bug Eyes were UNDENIABLY ATTRACTIVE...

I WILL PUNISH YOU WITH THE NORMAL BEHAVIOR YOU'VE BEEN YELLING AT ME ABOUT 4EVER. . . . It's such a brilliant thought-pretzel.

IKR? I still can't get over that. Our ship: the bad boy says he can't be fucked to live up to expectations, the good girl responds by jumping his bones, and then he declares he would be a nice guy to fuck with her head after she admitted she doesn't want to commit to him. NEVER CHANGE, SHOW!

Maybe she should try it again, just to, uh, be scientific.



MY CRITICAL THINKING NEEDS MORE DATA!!!

Thank you so much for reading and commenting! After I posted that, I was sure everyone would think I'm a crazy person after a few paragraphs, and then carefully back off to make sure I won't bite.

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