On The House (Damon, Elena)

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Title: On The House
Rating: G
Fandom: The Vampire Diaries
Wordcount: 900
Spoilers: 3x15
Warnings: alcohol abuse
Summary: There is a tiny voice in Elena's head telling her that she's going to want to repeatedly bang her head against the nearest wall once she sobers up. But, well, that's hours from now, so what the hell. She is alive, again, and

Comments

[ever_neutral]

this fic is gross tbqh

Somehow it gets stuck in her head that she can't say thank you, not now, not tonight. It's important that she doesn't say thank you; it would be such a terrible thing to say. // She figures that in the morning they will pretend none of this ever happened, so she wraps her arms around Damon's neck and holds him tight for a second before she lets him go.

see, this? gross. SHOO.

[upupa_epops]

I disgust myself.

[pocochina]

awww, yes.

“Well, you bought some whisky and came to talk to your favorite mass murderer. That is a bit problematic.”

lol, there's my boy.

[upupa_epops]

He's a life-ruiner tbh.

[penny_lane_42]

Yeah. This is them. Yeah.

[upupa_epops]

They're the worst :(.

[kwritten]

I hate you.

[upupa_epops]

I hate me too.

[catteo]

I would like to add my voice to the chorus of disapproval here. How could you? This is awful. I thought you were done ruining lives. Damn you.

PS. Drunk, unrepentant Elena is my absolute favourite.

[upupa_epops]

I was going to apologize, but then I figured I'll follow my girl's example and get wasted.

[catteo]

An excellent plan m'dear. Even Katherine approves.

[upupa_epops]