Damon makes all the gifspams

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Ok, first things first. I promied dante-kent a speculation post. During THIS discussion we've already established that Damon and Stefan totally have ljs, but there are still so many questions!

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[eowyn_315]

HAHAHAHA THIS IS PERFECT.

I shall reflect some more, but I think Damon totally writes long emo posts about his existential crises, but almost always deletes them or locks them down because he's got a reputation to uphold, you know? His public posts are mostly brief, snarky observations and making fun of Stefan. Oh, and frequent rants about Stefan being uptight and fucking werewolves who ruin his night and maybe if there was more to do in this craphole town he wouldn't have to preoccupy himself with eating so many people.

He once wrote a barely disguised, totally OTT, deliberately cliche, uber-sappy Stefan/Elena fic to make a point. Elena apparently didn't notice, but he thinks Stefan may have cottoned on because he stopped posting love poems dedicated to Elena on his LJ.

(Elena totally did notice, btw, but she decided that commenting on it would only reinforce Damon's attention-getting antics. She retaliated by posting Damon/Alaric slash under severe flock so only Bonnie and Caroline could read it. Caroline couldn't look either of them in the eye for weeks. Bonnie still can't.)

Also, "shut up it's a valid lifestyle choice" is totally one of Damon's tags.

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OF COURSE ELENA WRITES DAMON/ALARIC!

Alaric read it too, because Elena forgot to log out. Now he can't stop looking Damon in the eye

Oh, Damon needs a "fuck you i'm drunk" tag, because it's not like he can have an existential crisis sober. Actually, I kind of think he has an "i'm having an existential crisis" tag as well.

I want to read Damon's rants :(.

Stefan still posts the love poems; he just had to discover custom friends groups.

[eowyn_315]

Stefan still posts the love poems; he just had to discover custom friends groups

HA. OF COURSE HE DOES.

Also, I have decided that Damon does not make fanvids. Mainly because he doesn't have the patience. But he's a big vid reccer, and a suspiciously high number of them are sappy shipper vids...

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How about Damon's ships? Well, besides Damon/Elena...

[eowyn_315]

Buffy/Spike, obvs. Lee/Kara from BSG. Veronica/Logan. He goes for the tortured, fucked-up ships. FOR SOME REASON.

Oh, and also Sam/Dean, but he prefers not to explore the reasons behind that one. :)

[ever_neutral]

HAHAHA I REMEMBER US DECIDING ALL THAT

Oh, and also Sam/Dean, but he prefers not to explore the reasons behind that one. :)

Yep.

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Hmmm, sounds like I need to catch up on some of Damon's OTPs.

[ever_neutral]

LAUGHING SO HARD RN

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Sorry, I read that as: Stefan is fucking werewolves and IT WAS HILARIOUS.

Uff, so I wasn't the only one who did this...

[eowyn_315]

ROFLMFAO.

Yes, Damon totally did that. He was super-pissed because Stefan trashed the house and left the dead bodies on the Persian rug AGAIN (seriously, do you know how hard it is to get blood out of those things? FORTUNES he has spent at the cleaners), so Damon decided to get back at him with a werewolf-fucking fic.

Stefan, obviously, felt the need to post a disclaimer that it was TOTALLY FICTION, ELENA, I SWEAR. I DO NOT HAVE A THING FOR MASON LOCKWOOD.

At which point, Caroline suggested that perhaps Damon was projecting?

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Stefan, obviously, felt the need to post a disclaimer that it was TOTALLY FICTION, ELENA, I SWEAR. I DO NOT HAVE A THING FOR MASON LOCKWOOD.

Khem, khem, Klaus, khem, khem...

[eowyn_315]

You weren't supposed to notice that blatant omission!

It's not exactly a secret, though. Everyone ships Stefan/Klaus except Stefan (who is in denial).

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Well, Klaus isn't REALLY a werewolf, so we can assume it doesn't count.

[ever_neutral]

Please write Damon's emo posts.

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Oh, and they would be very Emerson, the way he reveals his soul with so many adjectives.