The Parseltongue Conspricacy Part Tres

[fofomazuzu]

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[lessthangreat]

*cries*

Narcissa: I just can't see how this could be a problem.

Bellatrix: The Dark Lord shall never fall! Draco will be revered above all othe--*is choked*

*is choking* Oh, wow, I didn't know I could use the Force in the wizarding world. Eat it, Bella!

Bellatrix: *can't eat anything, as she's choking*

Narcissa: ...I still can't see how this could be a problem.

[lessthangreat]

Pssst...by the way, my comm isn't in your affiliate section. Cool set-up though. I dig it. :-)

[fofomazuzu]

o.o I havent ^^' How embarrasing.

[lessthangreat]

:-D It's all good.

Bella: *is still being choked*

Narcissa: *sigh* This could go on for hours...

[fofomazuzu]

Do you know what I just noticed, If I kill Draco in the next slot, Bellatrix will be happy that Snape will die too.

[lessthangreat]

Narcissa: *shriek* You can't kill my son! He can't kill my son! Jeri, make him sttooopppp!!!

I can't do anything, it's his storyline. And your son is an idiot anyway and I totally do don't want to sleep with him.

Bellatrix: *has stopped being choked* You what?

...Nothing.

Bellatrix: Hey, Kyle has a point. Down with Draco!

Narcissa: *more shrieking* WHAT?!

*shrieking* WHAT?!

Bellatrix: Oh, uhh...*shifty eyes* Oh, you just want to sleep with him anyway, Jeri!

I don't want to sleep with Snape!

Narcissa and Bellatrix: Huh? I thought you were worried about Draco...

Er, oh, yes. Terribly worried. Haven't slept in days. Um...yeah. *loves Snape to the ends of the earth*

Narcissa: ...

Bellatrix: Well, now I've lost my train of thought. Curse you, Jeri, and your disturbing taste in men on two entirely different ends of the age spectrum.