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If you want a better button then that old stinky one:
SEE! It is so much better!
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Today I got 2 stories for one post, happen to hear them on the radio going to school: First, this 88 year old muggle got caught letting his 7 year old granddaughter drive on the highway, she was speeding 74 mph to a 55 mph highway. The old man's last name was Sleeper, that explain EVERYTHING! Second, A Security Guard spotted a man on the floor fondling with a women manicane (If I spelled that wrong, whatever), they arrested him and charged for indecent exposure. This dudes name was Horsefiller.
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Padfoot: FINALLY! That stupid banner saying that Fans girls love me was disturbing...
Me: You know you liked it...
Padfoot: I thought you would have took off that spell by now
Me: -still charmed to look like snape- I dont know how -sigh-
Moony: -uncharms you- Better, I hated looking at you.
Me: -dances around- IM FREE IM FREE! WHERE THE HELL IS PRONGS!?
Prongs: What do you want?
Me: YOURE GOING TO DIE!
Prongs: I am?
Me: YES!
Prongs: Why?
Me: YOU TURNED ME INTO SNAPE!
Prongs: Oh yeah...
Me: COME BACK HERE! -grabs Prongs by the collar-
Prongs: Oh please dont hurt me!
Me: SHUT UP! -petrifies him- -wipes hands- There!
Moony, Padfoot, and Wormtail: -glares at Kyle-
Me: WHAT!? Want to mess with me?
Moony, Padfoot, and Wormtail: -whimpers- no...
Me: Good! Lets talk about the news now!
Moony: Okay...
Wormtail: So how about that weather?
Me: WERE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER, GOD youre such an idiot!
Wormtail: -cowers- Sorry...
Me: -hard sigh- Who lets there granddaughter ride their pick-up truck anyways?
Moony: I dont know.
Padfoot: Yeah, what Moony said.
Me: You're alot of help -sigh- I'll guess Ill end this for now!
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Oh yeah, even though like half of you all have been there already, go check out potter_bunnies!
SEE! It is so much better!
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Today I got 2 stories for one post, happen to hear them on the radio going to school: First, this 88 year old muggle got caught letting his 7 year old granddaughter drive on the highway, she was speeding 74 mph to a 55 mph highway. The old man's last name was Sleeper, that explain EVERYTHING! Second, A Security Guard spotted a man on the floor fondling with a women manicane (If I spelled that wrong, whatever), they arrested him and charged for indecent exposure. This dudes name was Horsefiller.
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Padfoot: FINALLY! That stupid banner saying that Fans girls love me was disturbing...
Me: You know you liked it...
Padfoot: I thought you would have took off that spell by now
Me: -still charmed to look like snape- I dont know how -sigh-
Moony: -uncharms you- Better, I hated looking at you.
Me: -dances around- IM FREE IM FREE! WHERE THE HELL IS PRONGS!?
Prongs: What do you want?
Me: YOURE GOING TO DIE!
Prongs: I am?
Me: YES!
Prongs: Why?
Me: YOU TURNED ME INTO SNAPE!
Prongs: Oh yeah...
Me: COME BACK HERE! -grabs Prongs by the collar-
Prongs: Oh please dont hurt me!
Me: SHUT UP! -petrifies him- -wipes hands- There!
Moony, Padfoot, and Wormtail: -glares at Kyle-
Me: WHAT!? Want to mess with me?
Moony, Padfoot, and Wormtail: -whimpers- no...
Me: Good! Lets talk about the news now!
Moony: Okay...
Wormtail: So how about that weather?
Me: WERE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WEATHER, GOD youre such an idiot!
Wormtail: -cowers- Sorry...
Me: -hard sigh- Who lets there granddaughter ride their pick-up truck anyways?
Moony: I dont know.
Padfoot: Yeah, what Moony said.
Me: You're alot of help -sigh- I'll guess Ill end this for now!
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Oh yeah, even though like half of you all have been there already, go check out potter_bunnies!