What is this? And why is it all dusty?
---My Excuse for Completely Ditching This Thing---
Due to my 'dark mark' problem I decided to leave the Marauders to their own free will as I took some time off to deal with the excruciating pain. After I learned to tolerate (it tooks a couple of years, as in, I'm now 18), I was looking through my closet and found the Timeturner that I had stored away. I remembered all the times I had with the Marauders and decided to use the Timeturner to the time when they would be in their 7th year. They were surprised, especially since Moony and Padfoot were in bed with each other. After being yelled out, and Moony taking time out to say hello, I scurried over to Prongs bed. He was just as surprised, because I interupted him and Lily touching all the bases. For the sake of curiousity I went over to check on Wormtail and well, I rather not discuss it.
I decided to hang in the common room until they were done. It didn't take that long, as I'm sure I ruined the mood. Though being a cock-blocker, they did seem glad to see me. I found out that Moony and Pafdoot were more open about their relationship, even though it was completely obvious to everyone around them. Prongs and Lily finally figured out that they were perfect for each other, and Wormtail is still the lame and slimy idiot he is.
And now this all leads up to me wanting to do a crossover of the Marauders and Star Trek, as I know that none of you are still reading this or clinging on to life for my every update (and if you are, that has got to be some awesome determination).
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Kyle: -reading Tales of Beadle the Bard-
Voice from the other room: Captains Log...
Kyle: -stops reading- Please tell that's just Peeves.
Moony: Kyle, there are people in here. One of them is hovering their wand all over me.
Kyle: -walks in to see 3 people in yellow shirts, 2 in red, and 2 in blue- Oh God...
Kirk: Greetings, we are crew members of the USS Enterprise, we come in peace. What do you call this planet?
Kyle: Earth, do you not recognize your own home planet?
Sulu: I told you, sir, but no it couldn't be that.
Kirk: Well, you said that there was some unknown energy on this planet and we know all the energies that reside on Earth.
Kyle: Unknown energy?
Kirk: Yes, the force was stongest in this part of the world. Where are we?
Moony: Scotland.
Scotty: Aye, it is the mother land!
Chekov: Russia?
Scotty: My motherland, you silly. But I don't seem to remember such a place like this.
Moony: This is Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Scotty: Nope, doesn't ring a bell.
Kyle: That's because this place is entirely protected by magic, it wouldn't show up on any map.
Spock: This so called magic, could it be related to this unknown energy?
Prongs: -comes in- Woah who is the hot babe?
Uhura: My name is Uhura, I am not just some hot babe.
Spock: Affirmative, altercate with her and you'll be familar to the sensation of being choked, just ask Kirk.
Kirk: The bruise marks don't go away for a week. Luckily I passed them off as hickeys. Well, until Scotty opened his mouth.
Scotty: I could have lied and said that you got them from a tribble, which one is more worse?
Kirk: Getting my ass kicked by Momma's Boy over there.
Spock: -cracking his knuckles-
Chekov: Momma's Boy's were inwented in Russia. Peter the third was a Momma's Boy.
Kyle: -snuggling Chekov- I love that you think that everything was invented in Russia.
Chekov: Thanks? Do you mind telling me vhy you are holding me?
Kyle: 'Cause you are so adorable! You're like a little puppy.
Sulu: Do you mind backing off? He mine -death glares-
Kyle: Bite me -sticks out tongue-
Sulu: I have a sword, do you want me to fucking use it?
Kyle: -backs away, sad-
Padfoot: -walks in- Woah, who is the hot babe?
Uhura: I swear to god, I am going to kill you.
Padfoot: I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the blonde one in yellow.
Uhura: Kirk, Mr. I Think I'm Awesome?
Padfoot: Hey, that's what Moony calls me when I get on his nerves.
Moony: And if you touch Kirk, I will kill you with my claws.
Bones: And he's mine, scruffy boy.
Kyle: Wow, you're eyebrows are amazing.
Spock: People tell me that my eyebrows are pretty amazing.
Kyle: You shaved them off for the role. So, no, you lose this round.
Bones: Um, whoever you are, would you stop stroking my eyebrows? I'm a doctor, not a wax figure!
Scotty: Wow, am I the only one who is not in a relationship right now?
Kyle: I'm not.
Scotty: Sorry boy but I don't swing that way.
Kyle: Hell, by now I would think you would swing for anything.
Prongs: -on the floor, twitching-
Spock: -fuming-
Uhura: -look of disgust-
Kirk: -giggling-
Kyle: Lemme guess, Prongs touched your boob?
Spock: Sorry for that, I lost my control of emotions for a minute.
Chekov: Ooh, are those chocolates? -eats one-
Prongs: Chocolates?
Moony: Are those the chocolates you were going to give to Lily?
Prongs: And they are spiked with Love Potion.
Kyle: -races over to Chekov-
Sulu: Why are you on him again?
Chekov: For some reason I am quite attracted to the man clinging to my legs.
Sulu: Wait, what?
Kyle: Ha! He wants me not you.
Sulu: Sword?
Kyle: Oh please, I can do ten times more damage with this wand than you can with that sword.
Sulu: Do you have your wand?
Kyle: Shit. -backs away, again-
Chekov: Hehe, this feels good.
Sulu: Honey, stop touching your self, you are in public.
Chekov: But... but... I'm really... in the mood.
Prongs: You can go to that room over there, we use when we need to romp.
Kyle: Prongs, will you shut up. -glares-
Prongs: What did I do?
Sulu: Thanks, we'll, um, be right back.
Sulu and Chekov: -quickly go to the room, giggling-
Moony: But me and Padfoot were going to use the room.
Kyle: Here, take some chocolate. and give one to Sulu.
Kirk: Why do they get all the fun, I'm the Captain.
Bones: I can fix that! -shoves a chocolate into his mouth-
Kirk: Mmm, let's go into the room.
Prongs: Where's the pointy-eared one and the hot babe?
Kyle: Well, they're two pieces missing so I can only guess.
Prongs: Whatever, I am going to makeout with Lily, alone
Scotty: Well, it's just the two of us now.
Kyle: There's still one piece left.
Scotty: Want to Rock, Paper, Scissors for it? -looks at an box- Hey, where did it go?
Kyle: -scurries to the room- Chekov, teach me how they invented sex in Russian, I can do that too!
Due to my 'dark mark' problem I decided to leave the Marauders to their own free will as I took some time off to deal with the excruciating pain. After I learned to tolerate (it tooks a couple of years, as in, I'm now 18), I was looking through my closet and found the Timeturner that I had stored away. I remembered all the times I had with the Marauders and decided to use the Timeturner to the time when they would be in their 7th year. They were surprised, especially since Moony and Padfoot were in bed with each other. After being yelled out, and Moony taking time out to say hello, I scurried over to Prongs bed. He was just as surprised, because I interupted him and Lily touching all the bases. For the sake of curiousity I went over to check on Wormtail and well, I rather not discuss it.
I decided to hang in the common room until they were done. It didn't take that long, as I'm sure I ruined the mood. Though being a cock-blocker, they did seem glad to see me. I found out that Moony and Pafdoot were more open about their relationship, even though it was completely obvious to everyone around them. Prongs and Lily finally figured out that they were perfect for each other, and Wormtail is still the lame and slimy idiot he is.
And now this all leads up to me wanting to do a crossover of the Marauders and Star Trek, as I know that none of you are still reading this or clinging on to life for my every update (and if you are, that has got to be some awesome determination).
--- ---
Kyle: -reading Tales of Beadle the Bard-
Voice from the other room: Captains Log...
Kyle: -stops reading- Please tell that's just Peeves.
Moony: Kyle, there are people in here. One of them is hovering their wand all over me.
Kyle: -walks in to see 3 people in yellow shirts, 2 in red, and 2 in blue- Oh God...
Kirk: Greetings, we are crew members of the USS Enterprise, we come in peace. What do you call this planet?
Kyle: Earth, do you not recognize your own home planet?
Sulu: I told you, sir, but no it couldn't be that.
Kirk: Well, you said that there was some unknown energy on this planet and we know all the energies that reside on Earth.
Kyle: Unknown energy?
Kirk: Yes, the force was stongest in this part of the world. Where are we?
Moony: Scotland.
Scotty: Aye, it is the mother land!
Chekov: Russia?
Scotty: My motherland, you silly. But I don't seem to remember such a place like this.
Moony: This is Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Scotty: Nope, doesn't ring a bell.
Kyle: That's because this place is entirely protected by magic, it wouldn't show up on any map.
Spock: This so called magic, could it be related to this unknown energy?
Prongs: -comes in- Woah who is the hot babe?
Uhura: My name is Uhura, I am not just some hot babe.
Spock: Affirmative, altercate with her and you'll be familar to the sensation of being choked, just ask Kirk.
Kirk: The bruise marks don't go away for a week. Luckily I passed them off as hickeys. Well, until Scotty opened his mouth.
Scotty: I could have lied and said that you got them from a tribble, which one is more worse?
Kirk: Getting my ass kicked by Momma's Boy over there.
Spock: -cracking his knuckles-
Chekov: Momma's Boy's were inwented in Russia. Peter the third was a Momma's Boy.
Kyle: -snuggling Chekov- I love that you think that everything was invented in Russia.
Chekov: Thanks? Do you mind telling me vhy you are holding me?
Kyle: 'Cause you are so adorable! You're like a little puppy.
Sulu: Do you mind backing off? He mine -death glares-
Kyle: Bite me -sticks out tongue-
Sulu: I have a sword, do you want me to fucking use it?
Kyle: -backs away, sad-
Padfoot: -walks in- Woah, who is the hot babe?
Uhura: I swear to god, I am going to kill you.
Padfoot: I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the blonde one in yellow.
Uhura: Kirk, Mr. I Think I'm Awesome?
Padfoot: Hey, that's what Moony calls me when I get on his nerves.
Moony: And if you touch Kirk, I will kill you with my claws.
Bones: And he's mine, scruffy boy.
Kyle: Wow, you're eyebrows are amazing.
Spock: People tell me that my eyebrows are pretty amazing.
Kyle: You shaved them off for the role. So, no, you lose this round.
Bones: Um, whoever you are, would you stop stroking my eyebrows? I'm a doctor, not a wax figure!
Scotty: Wow, am I the only one who is not in a relationship right now?
Kyle: I'm not.
Scotty: Sorry boy but I don't swing that way.
Kyle: Hell, by now I would think you would swing for anything.
Prongs: -on the floor, twitching-
Spock: -fuming-
Uhura: -look of disgust-
Kirk: -giggling-
Kyle: Lemme guess, Prongs touched your boob?
Spock: Sorry for that, I lost my control of emotions for a minute.
Chekov: Ooh, are those chocolates? -eats one-
Prongs: Chocolates?
Moony: Are those the chocolates you were going to give to Lily?
Prongs: And they are spiked with Love Potion.
Kyle: -races over to Chekov-
Sulu: Why are you on him again?
Chekov: For some reason I am quite attracted to the man clinging to my legs.
Sulu: Wait, what?
Kyle: Ha! He wants me not you.
Sulu: Sword?
Kyle: Oh please, I can do ten times more damage with this wand than you can with that sword.
Sulu: Do you have your wand?
Kyle: Shit. -backs away, again-
Chekov: Hehe, this feels good.
Sulu: Honey, stop touching your self, you are in public.
Chekov: But... but... I'm really... in the mood.
Prongs: You can go to that room over there, we use when we need to romp.
Kyle: Prongs, will you shut up. -glares-
Prongs: What did I do?
Sulu: Thanks, we'll, um, be right back.
Sulu and Chekov: -quickly go to the room, giggling-
Moony: But me and Padfoot were going to use the room.
Kyle: Here, take some chocolate. and give one to Sulu.
Kirk: Why do they get all the fun, I'm the Captain.
Bones: I can fix that! -shoves a chocolate into his mouth-
Kirk: Mmm, let's go into the room.
Prongs: Where's the pointy-eared one and the hot babe?
Kyle: Well, they're two pieces missing so I can only guess.
Prongs: Whatever, I am going to makeout with Lily, alone
Scotty: Well, it's just the two of us now.
Kyle: There's still one piece left.
Scotty: Want to Rock, Paper, Scissors for it? -looks at an box- Hey, where did it go?
Kyle: -scurries to the room- Chekov, teach me how they invented sex in Russian, I can do that too!