Just because morons makes me do this.
Kyle: REDUCTO! -cobwebs go away-
Padfoot: -coughcoug- Good lord, we havent been here in a while.
Prongs: Yeah... -inhales loads of dust- Oh god, that's intoxicating.
Moony: Please, I've had worst things in my mouth.
Kyle: No time for crude jokes. There is some serious business with have to attend to our fan base.
Wormtail: SNAPE..
Kyle: Avada Kedavra! I dont know why we didnt do that a long time ago.
Wormtail: -dead-
Moony: What is this 'serious business' that you speak of?
Kyle: Keeping secret whether or not that James son dies or not.
Prongs: HEY...
Kyle: It's not my fault that your son's future was prophesized by an alcoholic hogwarts teacher.
Prongs: Well, it's not my fault that you dont know the difference between a spinny toy and a timeturner.
Kyle: -sigh- Whatever. As I was saying, on July 21st, 2007, the book Deathly Hallows will be released and leaks of it have already came rushing through. This means that no one better spoil the damn book for me or they'll suffer the dire consequences. And just to note, that all replies that contain a spoiler in this community will be deleted and if it happens more than once, you'll be banned. If by any chance I happen to update again, you'll sadly lose the chance to read it.
Moony: Damn, you're mean.
Kyle: First of all, I just killed Pettigrew and no one noticed. And, I'm a freaking Slytherin, of course I am mean.
Padfoot: I just thought he fell asleep again -pokes-
Kyle: I said Avada Kedavra for god sakes.
Padfoot: Oh.
Prongs: He was probably too busy oggling Moony.
Padfoot: Shut your arse up.
Prongs: Make me.
Padfoot: -pulls out wand- Levicorpu...
Prongs: -runs away-
Padfoot: -chases-
Moony: Will you two idiots stop that! -runs after them-
Kyle: I guess that's all. Remember, shut up about the book unless you use a lj-cut, or feel the wrath of my used-way-too-much Avada Kedavra.