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Padfoot: Kyle!
Me: What do you want?
Padfoot: I need help with homework?
Me: I dont know anything, I'm from the future, things change.
Padfoot: Can you please help me?
Me: Fine, but I might not be any help to you.
Padfoot: What's Wolfbane?
Me: You're kidding me, right? You are friends with Moony and you dont know what Wolfbane is?
Padfoot: I forgot.
Me: -sigh- It restrains werewolves from attacking people.
Padfoot: Oh, I thought it was some aphrodisiac to people half-human, half-canine.
Me: Who told you that?
Padfoot: Prongs.
Me: Why are you going to listen to someone who doesnt know the bright side of the sun.
Padfoot: Everything is the bright side.
Me: Exactly! He doesnt even know that! He's a complete moron.
Prongs: You know, i can hear you from the other room?
Me: Well, maybe you can be less of an idiot then.
Prongs: Well, if you havent noticed, i dont want to be smart like you.
Me: Dont make me Avada Kedavra your butt, cause I will have no guilty conscience if I do.
Padfoot: Will you two shut up? I am trying to do my homework, and it's due in 45 minutes.
Me: You wouldnt have to worry about that if you did it yesterday night.
Padfoot: Well... well... you're stupid!
Me: -loud sigh- I'm living with idiots! -storms off-
Padfoot: HAH! I won!
Moony: -sarcastic- Sure you did. -pats Padfoot's back- -walks off-
Padfoot: You bet I won, and I bet I'll win again! -notices no respond- Damnt, I should really pay attention more often.