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It is time for me to make a FAQ! -the Marauders make it sound like an audience is clapping-
So ask us anything. Me. Moony. Prongs. Padfoot. and Wormtail.
You can ask us anything!:
Stupid
Smart
Rheutorical
Tricky
Hard To Answer
Personal
Sexual
Public
ANYTHING!
Im also doing this because Im running dry with ideas. You can also give me some ( Read more... )
Bellatrix: *rubs hands together in anticipation*
No, no, no, you two cannot participate in this.
Cissa & Bella: *whining* Why nooootttt?
Because. I am not letting you ask my other favorite characters questions. Specifically as you killed one of them, Bella. That would just be very, very wrong.
Cissa: But that one, Wormtail, he joins us--
LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU NEITHER CAN JAMES AND SIRIUS AND REMUS LALALALA!!!!!!!!!
Bella: ...That was weird.
Cissa: Fine. How about, you ask your questions, then we ask ours?
Bella: We promise to be niiiiccceee.
I doubt that's possible, but sure, whatever keeps you quiet.
Ok, so, questions. :-D
Ahem. Sirius, darling, answer me this: favorite sexual position? *ignores Cissa and Bella's sounds of disgust*
James-ey Wames-ey, if you and, say, Lily Evans, get married and have, say, a son, what would you name him and would you want him to look more like you or Lily?
Remus, I love you we have so much in common right down to wanting to shag Sirius, I just had to ask: What's your favorite book?
Peter...Why would you do it? WHY?! *sobs*
Cissa: Right. Our turn.
Bella: Potter, why do you suck at saving people who matter to you? Seriously. You saved Snape's life just fine, but when it comes to your own family: "Don't worry, honey! You stay with Harry! I'll hold him off!" Zap! And then you fall over dead.
Dude. That was Lord freaking Voldemort after him. A little different from the Whomping Willow.
Bella: Ugh. Fine. I'll revise. Potter, what do you see in the Mudblood anyway?
Sounds like jealousy.
Bella: What?
Cissa: Lupin, have you ever had sex with a woman?
Sounds like an invitation.
Cissa: What?
Bella: Sirius--
Bellaaaa. I'm warning you...
Bella: Calm down. I was just going to say, Sirius, if you could choose when and how and where to die, when and how and where would it be? Happy now?
Cissa: Wormtail--
Cissaaaa. Be good.
Cissa: Mmhmm. Wormtail, of the other Marauders, which one would you betray to the death?
And WHYYYY?!?!?!
Bella: There. Now that wasn't too bad, was it? We behaved.
Yes, and now I'm going to go tell Rodolphus that you're jealous of Lily Evans.
Bella: Buh...buhh...
And, Cissa, I'm telling Lucius that you invited Remus Lupin to sleep with you.
Cissa: Buh...buhbuhbuh...
Not that James would ever come within a 40-foot radius of you, Bella, or that Remus would ever so much as poke you with a sugarquill, Cissa, but still, it's the principle of the thing.
Bella & Cissa: Whaaa...?
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Padfoot:Hmmm... Favorite sex position, I would say doggie style.
As for my sweet cousin. -restrains laughter-
How I would like to die is not near a door taking me to an alternate universe and how? Not near you and your pathetic cackles of laughter.
Me: Irony, no?
Prongs: YAY! My turn.
He would be a boy called Harry. My Eyes! Her Hair! My Physique! Her Personality.
As for Cissa question, thats answered above.
Me: You want your son to hate you?
Moony: My favorite book is the Anne Rice series. I just love Vampires.
Me: That would explain Severus.
Moony: -ahem- and for Cissa question, Im a virgin.
Me: -sigh- I should mixed vertiaserum in their drinks.
Wormtail: What are you talking about? And whats up with the Why question, I havent dont anything wrong.
Me: Just answer the damn question.
Wormtail: f-f-fine. I would betray...
Padfoot: -thinking- if he says my name i'll pummel him.
Prongs: -thinking- Note to self, he will not be my secretkeeper.
Moony: -thinking- Sirius is looking rather nice today in those clothes. Those wont stay on.
Wormtail: ... Sirius.
Padfoot: WHAT!?
Wormtail: hehehee..
-padfoot starts to kick Wormtail's arse-
Me: -looks at the fight- Um. were done for now.
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