Incomplete script for movie "Let's Get Oinky"
Here is all that I have written for my mega epic genre pic "Let's Get Oinky". It definitely needs more polish but I swear one day I will see to it that this movie gets made.
OPEN WITH MAN IN FREDDY KREUGER COSTUME BEGINS DANCING IN MANNER SIMILAR TO MICHAEL JACKSON AS DEEE-LITE'S "GROOVE IS IN THE HEART' PLAYS AS CREDITS SCROLL HORIZONTALLY ACROSS THE SCREEN.
FADE IN TO OVERHEAD SHOT OF TWO LIMOS SLOWING DOWN BESIDE EACH OTHER AT A STOP LIGHT
SWITCH TO SIDE OF ONE LIMO. THE WINDOW GOES DOWN
Well dressed elder man:
Excuse me, but do you have an Gray Poop On?
SWITCH TO SIMILAR SHOT OF OTHER LIMO. WINDOW SLOWLY LOWERS TO REVEAL OUR MOVIE'S EVIL VILLAIN, GRIM PIG. GRIM PIG PULLS OUT A LARGE MACHINE GUN OF SOME SORT.
CUT INTERIOR SHOT OF WELL DRESSED MAN'S LIMO. WELL DRESSED MAN SCOOTS IN FEAR TO OPPOSITE SIDE OF HIS LIMO
Well dressed elder man:
Oh no, not Grim Pig!
OVERHEAD SHOT SHOWING GUNFIRE FROM ONE LIMO GOING INTO OTHER LIMO
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
GRIM PIG FIRST PERSON PERSPECTIVE. WELL DRESSED MAN IS FLAILING AS HE IS SHOT. HOLD FOR ONE MINUTE
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
SAME OVERHEAD SHOT AS BEGINNING OF THE SCENE. HOLD FOR ONE MINUTE
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
INTERIOR SHOT OF DRIVERSIDE OF WELL DRESSED MAN'S LIMO. HOLD FOR ONE MINUTE
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
UNDERSIDE OF WELL DRESSED MAN'S LIMO. HOLD FOR ONE MINUTE
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
FAR SHOT OF TWO LIMOS. HOLD FOR ONE MINUTE
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
MIRROR IMAGE OF PREVIOUS SHOT. HOLD FOR ONE MINUTE
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
SHOT OF GRIM PIG IN HIS LIMO. FIRING HAS CEASED.
Grim Pig: (ominous tone) Oink...oink...
The following are pieces of dialogue that will be the basis for genuine, award-winning scenes sure to set a new high for film making.
1. Handsome scientist: Quickly Mister President, we must descend into my balls!
2. Fancy man in oblong hat: What manner of robot is this??
3. Satan: Please, help yourself to a taco...if you dare...
OPEN WITH MAN IN FREDDY KREUGER COSTUME BEGINS DANCING IN MANNER SIMILAR TO MICHAEL JACKSON AS DEEE-LITE'S "GROOVE IS IN THE HEART' PLAYS AS CREDITS SCROLL HORIZONTALLY ACROSS THE SCREEN.
FADE IN TO OVERHEAD SHOT OF TWO LIMOS SLOWING DOWN BESIDE EACH OTHER AT A STOP LIGHT
SWITCH TO SIDE OF ONE LIMO. THE WINDOW GOES DOWN
Well dressed elder man:
Excuse me, but do you have an Gray Poop On?
SWITCH TO SIMILAR SHOT OF OTHER LIMO. WINDOW SLOWLY LOWERS TO REVEAL OUR MOVIE'S EVIL VILLAIN, GRIM PIG. GRIM PIG PULLS OUT A LARGE MACHINE GUN OF SOME SORT.
CUT INTERIOR SHOT OF WELL DRESSED MAN'S LIMO. WELL DRESSED MAN SCOOTS IN FEAR TO OPPOSITE SIDE OF HIS LIMO
Well dressed elder man:
Oh no, not Grim Pig!
OVERHEAD SHOT SHOWING GUNFIRE FROM ONE LIMO GOING INTO OTHER LIMO
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
GRIM PIG FIRST PERSON PERSPECTIVE. WELL DRESSED MAN IS FLAILING AS HE IS SHOT. HOLD FOR ONE MINUTE
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
SAME OVERHEAD SHOT AS BEGINNING OF THE SCENE. HOLD FOR ONE MINUTE
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
INTERIOR SHOT OF DRIVERSIDE OF WELL DRESSED MAN'S LIMO. HOLD FOR ONE MINUTE
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
UNDERSIDE OF WELL DRESSED MAN'S LIMO. HOLD FOR ONE MINUTE
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
FAR SHOT OF TWO LIMOS. HOLD FOR ONE MINUTE
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
MIRROR IMAGE OF PREVIOUS SHOT. HOLD FOR ONE MINUTE
Well dressed elder man:
Ahhhhhhh!
SHOT OF GRIM PIG IN HIS LIMO. FIRING HAS CEASED.
Grim Pig: (ominous tone) Oink...oink...
The following are pieces of dialogue that will be the basis for genuine, award-winning scenes sure to set a new high for film making.
1. Handsome scientist: Quickly Mister President, we must descend into my balls!
2. Fancy man in oblong hat: What manner of robot is this??
3. Satan: Please, help yourself to a taco...if you dare...