Thanks Jonny
1. PICK OUT ONE OF YOUR SCARS. HOW DID YOU GET IT? Lip, fell, smashed face on floor, tooth went through lip.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Cement? There is a washer/dryer up against the wall..
3. WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY FOOTBALL OR WATCH IT? Watch
4. WHAT SPORT WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE BEST AT? If hookin up with the ladies was a sport, I would be the star running back.
5. WHAT'S THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU'VE EVER HAD? It was the one where Livejournals didn't exist!
6. WHAT DO YOU DO TO EXERCISE? Type, run my mouth.
7. GRAPES OR WATERMELON? Cheeries.
8. WOLVES OR TIGERS? Snakes and Penguins
9. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Wicked good shit.
10. HAVE YOU EVER WRITTEN POETRY? Yes
11. DO YOU REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS? No, B-day are gay
12. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? No that's queer.
13. DO YOU HAVE A BIRTHMARK, WHERE? Birthmarks are queer.
14. WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF A ROMANTIC PERSON? In bed, yes.
15. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE? This test.
16. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU STARTED FILLING THIS IN? Showering
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GUM? That good shit, you know..
18. FAVOURITE CHOCOLATE? Brown.
19. FAVOURITE CANDY (NON CHOCOLATE) Sweeedish Fish
20. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE-CREAM? Vanilla
21. DO YOU OWN ANYTHING LEATHER? A whip.
22. FAVORITE COLOGNE? Polo
23. FAVORITE PERFUME? Tuna.
24. DO YOU OWN AN INSTRUMENT? I can make some cool noises with my ass.
25. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? Chin.
26. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? Gasoline and fresh rubber.
27. FAVORITE SOUND THAT YOU HEAR OFTEN? Crunch.
28. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT NOW? I hope Geroge W. Bush is assasinated.
29. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Never.
30. COULD YOU EVER SEE YOURSELF MOVING FROM WHERE YOU ARE NOW? Def.
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE OF ALL TIME? Lion King obviosuly, gosh.
32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME? Star Spangled Banner.
33. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR WHEN YOU WERE 10? Green.
34. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Green.
35. DO YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Yes.
36. WHAT ARE/WERE THEIR NAME(S)? I have no fuckin idea.
37. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST CRUSH WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? Ash.
38. MOST EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD MOMENT? I had no childhood.
39. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I like my ladies clean shaven.
40. WHO OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS (SAME SEX) HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST? Derek.
41. NOW THE OPPOSITE? Ashlee!
42. WHAT ARE THEIR BIRTHDAYS AND MIDDLE NAMES? Who gives a shit.
43. SUNRISE OR SUNSET? Both
44. WHERE AT? Top of bowling alley hill.
45. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING/BEING PROPOSED TO? School.
46. WHAT ARE YOUR FIVE FAVORITE MOVIES OF THIS YEAR? The year has just begun.
47. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF GOING FOR YOUR HONEYMOON? Anywhere but here. With a beach.
48. CAN YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT? Xlyaphone
49. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE? Jewish
50. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT A SIGNIFICANT OTHER EVER GAVE YOU? Genital Herpes.
51. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SINGER? Marilyn.
52. FAVORITE BAND(S)? Lots.
53. WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE TO READ? Good ones.
54. DO YOU LIKE POETRY? If its good shit.
55. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE? 3 creams. 2 sugars. Shot of rum.
56. WHAT PHRASES DO YOU OVERUSE? Go suck yourself. Burn in hell scab.
57. DRAGONS OR DINOSAURS? Leopards.
58. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes.
59. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Send them an E-Card, obviously.
60. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED. 420
61. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES? Black.
62. WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ICE SKATING OR ROLLER SKATING? Roller-Coasting.
63. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Rape crisis hotline.
64. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Republican propaganda. ACLU. Scabs.
That quiz really sucked asshole.
Have fun reading it.
I think I need to go and purge.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Cement? There is a washer/dryer up against the wall..
3. WOULD YOU RATHER PLAY FOOTBALL OR WATCH IT? Watch
4. WHAT SPORT WOULD YOU SAY YOU ARE BEST AT? If hookin up with the ladies was a sport, I would be the star running back.
5. WHAT'S THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU'VE EVER HAD? It was the one where Livejournals didn't exist!
6. WHAT DO YOU DO TO EXERCISE? Type, run my mouth.
7. GRAPES OR WATERMELON? Cheeries.
8. WOLVES OR TIGERS? Snakes and Penguins
9. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Wicked good shit.
10. HAVE YOU EVER WRITTEN POETRY? Yes
11. DO YOU REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS? No, B-day are gay
12. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? No that's queer.
13. DO YOU HAVE A BIRTHMARK, WHERE? Birthmarks are queer.
14. WOULD YOU CALL YOURSELF A ROMANTIC PERSON? In bed, yes.
15. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE? This test.
16. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU STARTED FILLING THIS IN? Showering
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE GUM? That good shit, you know..
18. FAVOURITE CHOCOLATE? Brown.
19. FAVOURITE CANDY (NON CHOCOLATE) Sweeedish Fish
20. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE-CREAM? Vanilla
21. DO YOU OWN ANYTHING LEATHER? A whip.
22. FAVORITE COLOGNE? Polo
23. FAVORITE PERFUME? Tuna.
24. DO YOU OWN AN INSTRUMENT? I can make some cool noises with my ass.
25. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX? Chin.
26. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL? Gasoline and fresh rubber.
27. FAVORITE SOUND THAT YOU HEAR OFTEN? Crunch.
28. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT NOW? I hope Geroge W. Bush is assasinated.
29. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Never.
30. COULD YOU EVER SEE YOURSELF MOVING FROM WHERE YOU ARE NOW? Def.
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY MOVIE OF ALL TIME? Lion King obviosuly, gosh.
32. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME? Star Spangled Banner.
33. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR WHEN YOU WERE 10? Green.
34. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? Green.
35. DO YOU OR HAVE YOU EVER SLEPT WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Yes.
36. WHAT ARE/WERE THEIR NAME(S)? I have no fuckin idea.
37. WHO WAS YOUR FIRST CRUSH WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE? Ash.
38. MOST EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD MOMENT? I had no childhood.
39. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I like my ladies clean shaven.
40. WHO OUT OF YOUR FRIENDS (SAME SEX) HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST? Derek.
41. NOW THE OPPOSITE? Ashlee!
42. WHAT ARE THEIR BIRTHDAYS AND MIDDLE NAMES? Who gives a shit.
43. SUNRISE OR SUNSET? Both
44. WHERE AT? Top of bowling alley hill.
45. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING/BEING PROPOSED TO? School.
46. WHAT ARE YOUR FIVE FAVORITE MOVIES OF THIS YEAR? The year has just begun.
47. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF GOING FOR YOUR HONEYMOON? Anywhere but here. With a beach.
48. CAN YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT? Xlyaphone
49. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE? Jewish
50. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT A SIGNIFICANT OTHER EVER GAVE YOU? Genital Herpes.
51. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SINGER? Marilyn.
52. FAVORITE BAND(S)? Lots.
53. WHAT KIND OF BOOKS DO YOU LIKE TO READ? Good ones.
54. DO YOU LIKE POETRY? If its good shit.
55. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE? 3 creams. 2 sugars. Shot of rum.
56. WHAT PHRASES DO YOU OVERUSE? Go suck yourself. Burn in hell scab.
57. DRAGONS OR DINOSAURS? Leopards.
58. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes.
59. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Send them an E-Card, obviously.
60. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED. 420
61. BLONDES, REDHEADS OR BRUNETTES? Black.
62. WOULD YOU PREFER TO GO ICE SKATING OR ROLLER SKATING? Roller-Coasting.
63. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Rape crisis hotline.
64. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Republican propaganda. ACLU. Scabs.
That quiz really sucked asshole.
Have fun reading it.
I think I need to go and purge.