We made it to 200!!!
The (Fairly) comprehensive Lit Dictionary
By EFW (who loves her Lits like there's no tomorrow)
Happy 200th thread!
101 RWTKD: 101 ridiculous ways to kill Dean, a list by Lydia and Leigh.
22.8: The number of miles between Stars Hollow and Yale...a fact that Jess looked up. Christie’s favorite number.
ALDI: Leigh’s first fanfic, "A Little Dramatic Irony."
ALDI-verse: The alternate universe of Leigh!fics that sprung from ALDI.
Boy!Lit: The rare male who stumbles upon the thread.
Branch Breakers: Lindsay/Jess shippers. The result of Rory and Dean being horrible, terrible, heart-breakers.
Crazy Hair: A term for Jess’s hair in seasons 2, 3, and the beginning of 4. It is the result of a lot of mousse and is very sexy.
Dante’s Inferno: A "Gilmore Girls" fanfic archive created by Ali when ff.net proved itself to be one of the world’s greatest evils; Jimmy’s hotdog stand in Venice Beach.
DB: "Defending Bjork," Becka’s alternate season 2 fanfic, starting with "The Bracebridge Dinner."
Dead!Sex: Christie’s way around losing her virginity--if they’re both dead she’s safe...right?
Emo Hair: A term for Jess’s hair in lat season four, when, we assume, he couldn’t afford mousse or a haircut. It was cute at first, but quickly grew old. It also made a brief appearance in "A Tisket, A Tasket," and has a Leigh mini!fic.
Evil!Rory: The strange, cruel, bitchy, "other woman" version of Rory that we discovered in season 4...aka, the stupidest smart person ever.
Feep thinking: "I feep thinking. It's a higher level of thinking reserved only for those of us who can't spell." -Ali.
Fic Tease: n. Someone who dangles fics just out of reach (re: Lydia) with spoilers or banners that can’t be clicked. v. To offer up banners or spoilers for one’s fic without the fic itself.
Haphaestus: Jess’s former teddy-bear from ALDI that is eventually passed on to Alice.
Jam-for-brains: Leigh’s brilliant name for Dean in "On The House."
Jess-The-Bunny: One of Jess’s cutest forms. He is the brainbunny of Leigh and has his own mini!fic.
Lit!Chat: Long, random, fast-moving, funny, confusing AIM chats between Lits where we share pictures, speculate, discuss Milo’s hair, and fic tease, among other things.
Naked!Jess: a fairly self-explanatory word. It is often used to de-spam a post or just for drooling purposes.
-OGGs, the: "Previously on Gilmore Girls" and "Next on Gilmore Girls," the funny, smart, in-character epic fanfics by Ali.
Pen Lenders: Lane/Jess shippers. The result of the Rory/Lane conversation in "Raincoats and Recipes."
Prettyful: Refers to something attractive (i.e. Milo) or good (i.e. Elise!Fic).
Rory v. Rory, Deathmatch 2004: What we (re: Leigh and I) think would happen if we put season 4 Rory and earlier Rory in a boxing ring.
Soup-for-brains: Leigh’s brilliant name for Rory in "On The House."
Spoiler Whore: A Lit who just can’t keep herself away from spoilers.
Swoom: The unpreventable, completely natural response to thoughts of Milo's dead lip.
Wet!Jess: The result of Jess + water (OMG, OTP!). Also known as Sexy!Jess, and seen in "8 o’clock at the Oasis."