My Latest and Greatest Adventure!
Well let's see here today I was walking down the sidewalk and somehow managed to trip on my shoelace. I fell flat on my face and almost broke my nose. It was horrible and I was so embarrassed because at least 10 or 20 people saw me do this. I had to just get up and brush my shoulders off like it was no big deal. But on the inside I was crying because I was in such an extreme amount of pain. So I just walked back to my rock and crawled under it. Needless to say I won't be coming out of my rock for at least a few days...I am too ashamed of myself to even show my face. I will just have to entertain myself with my vast collection of paperclips. I have well over 1,000,000. I've been collecting them since I was 12. And now I'm almost 500 years old so I guess you could say I've been collecting them for quite some time! I'll write again when I experience my next grand adventure. Until next time my fellow commrades!