random quotes
"A good friend picks you up when you fall...a best friend laughs her ass off, trips you again, and calls you a slut."
Quotes from the other night:
"Look at the music!"
(Taco Bell Employee) "Can I take your order?"
"Are you hot?"
"I just bent Chrissy over!"
"You just sauced the backseat!"
"Two guys grinding on a pole... now that's hot!"
"That gay guy grabbed my ass!"
"It's ok, I grabbed his ass, so everything is even."
"You used that WHOLE bottle of vodka on these jello shots?!"
"We didn't think to use water."
"I can't taste my tongue!"
Quotes from the other night:
"Look at the music!"
(Taco Bell Employee) "Can I take your order?"
"Are you hot?"
"I just bent Chrissy over!"
"You just sauced the backseat!"
"Two guys grinding on a pole... now that's hot!"
"That gay guy grabbed my ass!"
"It's ok, I grabbed his ass, so everything is even."
"You used that WHOLE bottle of vodka on these jello shots?!"
"We didn't think to use water."
"I can't taste my tongue!"