I did something pretty fucking crazy today.
The sun was at it's apex when while I was sitting at the light of an intersection. A cross road between leaving the parking lot of the local Lowe's hardware emporium and heading to the quiet palace I call home when it happened. As I was staring up at the cloudless blue sky I hear a noise, the sound of metal crunching against metal. Surprised at the sudden noise I turn to look around me. No my car wasn't hit nor was anyone else in the lane. But something caught my eye. A soft top convertible apparently just collided with a fire hydrant on the other side of the street. Now normally I'd just wont care and continue on my way but this interested me. A man in the car started to beat on it's female passenger. Then later he opens the door, not even caring about potentially destroying his car, he proceeds to pull this woman out before quickly giving up trying to get her out of his car via the drivers door. He goes around and attempts to do it by the passenger's door. All the drivers begin to look at this apparent scene, watching the drama unfold as the man begins to yell, curse and threaten this woman.
Finally the light turns green and the world continues it's spin. Leaving it behind in a trail of dust that lingers in the wind. But for some reasons unknown I did something. I didn't know what I was doing or what I was about to do but I did a very illegal u-turn and parked my car in a very illegal spot on the side of the road, right in front of the man's car. I got out and called to the rabid man, "Stop being such a fucking noob and chill the fuck out!"
He looked at me, flipped me the bird then laughed and continued his assault on the woman.
Then like a force of nature I literally ran at him and unleashed a Haruhi Kick to the man's rib cage. His body went flying and crashed against a nearby palm tree on the sidewalk. The man, now confused and suddenly scared, pushed his back up against the tree as I come walking slowly towards him, scrambling through his mind on what the fuck just happened and what might happen next. I look down at him, my body shaking with adrenaline with eyes burning with wrath like an angry god and I only knew one thing. I hated the man. I hated him for who he is without knowing anything about him other then the past 2 minutes of just watching. As my fists clench I realized at the moment that I shouldn't. It wasn't my business to get in between their dispute to begin with. So I take a deep breath, unclench my fists and spit on him then tell him to "Grow up and get a life". For some reason I smiled then turned around and headed back to my car.
It wasn't until I was about to leave that there was already a cop on his motorcycle who stopped in the middle of the street. His mouth agape as he stared me down as I was getting back in my car. While leaving it was as if I suddenly stopped the world, all traffic stopped in either direction at the intersection. Everyone looking surprised at what I just did. Suffice to say I took the long way home.
But yeah, that was pretty fucking crazy. I need to rest and meditate on what I have learned.
Finally the light turns green and the world continues it's spin. Leaving it behind in a trail of dust that lingers in the wind. But for some reasons unknown I did something. I didn't know what I was doing or what I was about to do but I did a very illegal u-turn and parked my car in a very illegal spot on the side of the road, right in front of the man's car. I got out and called to the rabid man, "Stop being such a fucking noob and chill the fuck out!"
He looked at me, flipped me the bird then laughed and continued his assault on the woman.
Then like a force of nature I literally ran at him and unleashed a Haruhi Kick to the man's rib cage. His body went flying and crashed against a nearby palm tree on the sidewalk. The man, now confused and suddenly scared, pushed his back up against the tree as I come walking slowly towards him, scrambling through his mind on what the fuck just happened and what might happen next. I look down at him, my body shaking with adrenaline with eyes burning with wrath like an angry god and I only knew one thing. I hated the man. I hated him for who he is without knowing anything about him other then the past 2 minutes of just watching. As my fists clench I realized at the moment that I shouldn't. It wasn't my business to get in between their dispute to begin with. So I take a deep breath, unclench my fists and spit on him then tell him to "Grow up and get a life". For some reason I smiled then turned around and headed back to my car.
It wasn't until I was about to leave that there was already a cop on his motorcycle who stopped in the middle of the street. His mouth agape as he stared me down as I was getting back in my car. While leaving it was as if I suddenly stopped the world, all traffic stopped in either direction at the intersection. Everyone looking surprised at what I just did. Suffice to say I took the long way home.
But yeah, that was pretty fucking crazy. I need to rest and meditate on what I have learned.