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AUSTRALIAN DEFINITION OF A "TRUE FRIEND"
Are you tired of all those namby-pamby, girlie, poofy, completely
sucky "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality? Well, here is a series
of promises that really speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry b*stard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had s*x.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whingeing.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you, ya clumsy bugger.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
then get depressed because you can only think of two,
and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Are you tired of all those namby-pamby, girlie, poofy, completely
sucky "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality? Well, here is a series
of promises that really speak of true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry b*stard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had s*x.
4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whingeing.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at you, ya clumsy bugger.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
then get depressed because you can only think of two,
and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.