Farmer Wants a Wife: Day Six
So, here we are folks. The final day. The final challenge. Only Nadia and Sheri are left, and today we finally find out who will be the Farmer's wife.
Intense, no?
The girls wake up early on their last day, Sheri taking her time, Nadia meticulously making the bed, as usual.
But tempers seem to flare earlier than usual today.
Nadia: "Ugh! Why don't you ever make your bed?! Your laziness irks me so!"
Sheri: "Well, you know, I was going to, but then you came over here and poked me about it! Not everyone has the need to clean everything as soon as it's dirty you know."
Sheri: "There are way more important things to do with your mornings, like learning geography... or not..."
Nadia: "Oh, I see what you're saying." *...you insufferable slob*
Nadia: *gritted teeth* "You will not live to see yourself marry the Farmer"
Sheri: *gritted teeth* "Only because I'd die if he chose you."
Ouf, better keep these two cats seperated today.
Breakfast is a silent, tense affair. David makes his best pastries to make up for the awkwardness.
Sheri goes out after to harvest the last of fruit trees for the fall...
....while Nadia makes herself presentable for the final challenge.
And what is that, you ask? It's simple, really: go on a one-on-one date with the Farmer! Easy, right?
Nadia goes first, and she dolls herself up in this cute summer dress.
David: "Soo, uhmm, would you like to go, you know, on a date with me?"
Sheri: "Umm, sure, but... why are you acting so coy?"
David: "Oh, well it's what you do all the time, and I think it's cute. I was trying it on you to see if you liked it."
Awwwww.
They head out to the local park, and spend the day swingin'....
....ticklin' ....
... and huggin'
Sheri: "So you really think I'm cute?"
David: "Downright adorable! Would I swoon this way if it were untrue?"
Yay! Makeouts!
David: "C'mon. I know a place where we can really have some fun."
Uhoh. Are you going to corrupt innocent Sheri?
Oh phew. You had me worried there.....
False alarm.
nentarisims Bianca Cheese and Random Dude: "Alright! We just heard someone have sex!"
Sheri: "I had a magical time with you, David."
David: "Yeah, but my cheek would prefer you over my mouth right now."
Denied.
David and Sheri return home, while Nadia waits patiently for her date by reading a book.
David: "Wanna date meh?"
Nadia: "Ch'ya mang."
These two make their way to the local art museum, something more to Nadia's taste....
.... but not so much David's.
Nadia does not look impressed at your lack of culture.
David: "Aww, c'mon Nadia, lighten' up. It's just art!"
Nadia: "Oh, ok. But only because I'm trying to marry you."
Oh, how David sweeps her off her feet.
Nadia: "Oh David, is there anywhere that I can be alone with you?"
David: "Why yes. I just happened to notice they have a bed up in the attic that they aren't putting on display til next month! What a crazyrandomhappenstance!"
Nadia's still charmed.
Charmed right into bed, that is.
Aww, they did the nasty on a work of art. They should be ashamed of themselves.
David: "Dang. Now you're gonna take one of them away from me, aren't you?"
Yes, David. I am.
For the final time, we now consult our lovelySuperbly-Awesome-Tallier-That-Simply-Keeps-Score-Counter (or SATTSKSCie) to see who is finally going to be the Farmer's wife.
But first, let's listen in on the girl's conversation as they wait for the Farmer.
Nadia: "I slept with him in the art museum. Did you?"
Sheri: "Yeah. In a photobooth."
Nadia: "Wow. That's exotic."
Wooh. Enthralling.
Here comes David with the results...
David: "Ladies, it has been my pleasure getting to know both of you, and if I had MY way, we'd become mormons."
Nadia and Sheri: "Eww, gross."
David: "But alas, it cannot be so, so me and SATTSKSCie have finally come to a decision on who I send home, and who I keep."
David: "Sheri, you've been the sweetest and kindest sim a man could ever ask for, and I'm glad I've really gotten to know you..."
*Dramatic pause*
David: "And Nadia, your... um, well, your attention to detail is very inspiring, and I hope to one day find motivation to do something as much as you like your... um, cleaning."
*more dramatic pause*
David: "Sheri, your final score....
Day Six: Farmer rs + Sheri rs + 30/kiss + 50/makeout + 100/woohoo + 10/skill point + 10/light. bolt + 10/crush + 20/bf's + 50/love
100 + 100 + 30 + 50 + 100 + 80 + 20 + 10 + 20 +50 = 560
That's a tough score to beat....
David: "Nadia..."
Nadia: "Before you say anything, I just wanted to say it's been great getting to know ya, and even though I entered this competition for stability and your money, I want you to know that I've really grow to love you, and stuff."
David: "...Ok. Nadia, you're final score is......
100 + 100 + 30 + 50 + 100 +100 + 10 + 10 + 20 + 50 = 570
Wow.
I mean, wow. Nadia wins with her attention to skilling over initial attraction. Nadia is the winner.
A big hug for Sheri, since she was a very close second.
Nadia: "I told you those ghosts are scary.... guys? Guys!?"
Nadia: "Kiss kiss, darling. Even though I won, I'm sure you'll have way more fun being a townie!"
Sheri: "Uhh, thanks Nadia. Really."
David: "Bye Sheri! Y'all come back now, ya hear?"
Sheri: "Trying ... not ... to cry..."
Any final words?
Sheri: "I'm too shocked to speak right now. I was so close, and I really felt something with him, you know?"
If only you bulked up on those skilling points, dear.
Sheri: "Well, if it's not meant to be, then it's not meant to be. I wish Nadia and David the greatest happiness."
That's the spirit, Sheri. Good luck out there.
Aww, sad Arf is sad.
Inside, David and Nadia celebrate the end of the competition accordingly.
Nadia: "Can we have babies now??"
In due time, chica. Relax yourself!
Later....
David: "I have loved you fully and deeply ever since you won this competition, and this is something that I've wanted to do for weeks now..."
David: "Nadia Miller, will you be the Farmer's Wife?"
Nadia: "Oh my god! It's happening! I won! ..... What do I do now?!"
Why, take the ring, you silly girl.
The happy couple, ladies and gentlemen.
And there you have it. The start of something good. I thank you one and all for your devoted following of this little competition, and I sense a very similar competition coming up soon... maybe with the future little McDonalds? Who knows. Until then, thanks for reading!