009 †
[Well, that was fun! Teatime isn't too happy about being tricked, but that delightful little toy they had given him more than made up for it. He wonders if he'll ever get it back. He'd like that.
Oh, well. Another unusual happenstance, another belonging from home returned to him. He's never really had many personal belongings, so he has no idea what could be inside the box as he opens it.
The force of it knocks him against the wall and sends his glass eye sailing in the opposite direction-- oh not this again-- which means he, unfortunately, only gets a slightly good look at the fireplace poker sticking out of his chest. But he got a good enough look at it the first time around, so it's not that bad. Except for the dying thing. That's kind of bullshit.
Oh yay a ruptured sternum look at all the blood isn't this fun Susan you don't even need to physically present to ruin his life you bitch He manages to sort of half-crawl over to the phone how has his life gotten even more pathetic] There wouldn't happen to be a doctor on the line, would there?
Oh, well. Another unusual happenstance, another belonging from home returned to him. He's never really had many personal belongings, so he has no idea what could be inside the box as he opens it.
The force of it knocks him against the wall and sends his glass eye sailing in the opposite direction-- oh not this again-- which means he, unfortunately, only gets a slightly good look at the fireplace poker sticking out of his chest. But he got a good enough look at it the first time around, so it's not that bad. Except for the dying thing. That's kind of bullshit.
Oh yay a ruptured sternum look at all the blood isn't this fun Susan you don't even need to physically present to ruin his life you bitch He manages to sort of half-crawl over to the phone how has his life gotten even more pathetic] There wouldn't happen to be a doctor on the line, would there?