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[updollsdresses]

[So, Teatime got the attack turkey.

And it's awesome.

So he'll just spend an hour or two stalking that motherfucker through the house before dismembering it in the living room in the most horrific way possible. The Macy's Day Parade bored him and he needed something to do.

A little while later, he'll pick up the phone.]

I rather like this holiday! Is

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[naivetes]

Today's a Holiday?

[updollsdresses]

Apparently, miss, though I'm not certain what it's about.

[naivetes]

What a peculiar holiday! Is your house locked as well?

[updollsdresses]

I haven't checked.

[man there was a turkey to kill he was a bit distracted]

[naivetes]

Well, my house is locked! Madame Hedervary was going to take me shopping soon, but we can't get out.

[ she still has not touched a turkey ]

[updollsdresses]

I suppose that will have to wait until... tomorrow.

[oh god irony]

[naivetes]

Yes, I suppose!

[ er ]

I don't think we've met! Bonjour, monsieur!

[updollsdresses]

[Ah, another Quirmian. Foreigners.] Hello, miss. My name's Teatime. What's yours?

[naivetes]

Teatime? That's a curious name, if you don't mind me saying!

My name's Marie Antoinette.

[updollsdresses]

[You can practically hear the crunch of the phone in his fist.]

It's pronounced Teh-ah-tim-eh, Miss Marie.

[naivetes]

[ FLINCH ]

Monsieur Teh-ah-tim-eh, then. ...My humblest apologies.

[ so scary. ]

[updollsdresses]

[Bitch, you betta recognize.]

Apology accepted. You'd be... surprised by how many people pronounce it wrong on their only try.

[naivetes]

Do you only ever give them one try?

[ in that case, she feels special! ]

[updollsdresses]

One is all you should need.

[Conversations with Teatime that don't end in murder are very special indeed.]

[naivetes]

Oh, does that make you a big fan of first impressions?

[updollsdresses]

Oh, a very big fan. Very few people get a second one.