004 †
[Are there even dark alleyways in Mayfield? Well, there are now, and Teatime has been dragging random drones down into one all day. Why? Because he's a great Assassin who just so happens to be at the beck and call of the world's tiniest mafia don. Why? Because he is a loser haven't you realized this.]
Tell me what you know about the Smiths.
They've been your neighbors all your life, Jonathan! What don't you know about them?
Please don't annoy me, sir. Just tell me what I want to know.
Mother always used to say, "A close neighborhood is a safe neighbor--"
Will you please shut up?
Gosh, Mr. Tea-time--
...
[A few seconds pass. He looks down at the drone, still babbling despite the massive stab wound to its neck, and sighs, as if it were only doing it to inconvenience him.]
… This is frustrating.
Tell me what you know about the Smiths.
They've been your neighbors all your life, Jonathan! What don't you know about them?
Please don't annoy me, sir. Just tell me what I want to know.
Mother always used to say, "A close neighborhood is a safe neighbor--"
Will you please shut up?
Gosh, Mr. Tea-time--
...
[A few seconds pass. He looks down at the drone, still babbling despite the massive stab wound to its neck, and sighs, as if it were only doing it to inconvenience him.]
… This is frustrating.