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let's see. this past week i: went to the hospital. almost got an iv because i was so sick. wished jack kevorkian would put me out of my misery. became re-addicted to orange juice. read five pages of harry potter. decided i hate my boobs. considered taping them down for the rest of my life, in hopes they will disappear. listened to the new version of "hands down" repeatedly. wanted to have sex in a million different positions because of it. remembered unfortunately i am a virgin and the only dashboard fan in the world.
now i: have a headache.
the end.