My back hurts!
I am sooooo pissed at the moment, and really bored!
I'm sure I have pissed a few people in Adelaide off tonight and if i did i would like to say sorry but i wont...
Just quietly, anybody who says bad shit about my toilet is clearly a wanker ( you know who im talkin about!) because a more serene ( i dont know how to spell that word) toilet you could not find! I mean what is a toilet if you cant look at a bit of native wildlife?
Im eating Tuna and Qucummber sandwiches made by the hottest girl in the world, my wife and the father (yes thats right) of my children, The Libby!
My back is really sore because i slept on a really crappy couch last night because sleeping next to people really freaks me out!
I went to carnigies today with Tim, Lib and Jaz! It was the first time since Can left that i have had a really good time and now that I think about it I hope that he doesn't come back cause he is a fuckhead and his family lost to my family at Galipolli! Except that i went to buy a pack of smokes before and relised that i had no Chuckmuc Varame Sundae (I REALLY dont know how to spell that one!)
I am really pissed off that everybody who was away came bace cause they are all fuck wit ( YES I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU!). Personally I was kinda hoping for the plane to go down and all of them to get there legs ripped off, except for Scott! I wanted Scott to die so that he wouldn't find out that I fucked his girlfriend while he was away! Just one more little bit of proof that there is no God
I had a very in depth conversasion about my true friends with one of my boys tonight and all of you are rad (I'm sure I get pissed and Emo often enough for you to know if you are one of my true friends!). I really love being pissed and over-anylising (?) everything, it's great!
I really want to point out that Adelaide is the Gayest place on Earth and that Lauren is the Gayest person from that gay town! Personally I think that the only person from Adelaide who is cool is Nikita (You should know who Im talkin 'bout lauren!) and I have Shaved and am still waiting for her! I seriously hate that town though! Who the Fuck do you think you people are for raggin' out my dog's willie? Just cause it's bigger than yours/ or anything you gonna get depending on your gender sitiation!
I also wanna write my 2 cents worth about Kyle! Dude you really need to realise when you are cracking on to a girl and when you aren't. Just cause you don't think that you are tryin' to tune does not mean that the girl thinks the same way. Next time you might get in to trouble bro! Yes anyone who doesn't know the story, Kyle certianly did fuck Emma Lee in the pussy and the arse and she said she loved it and that Kyle has a bigger dick and is way better in bed than Andy!
I kinda dont feel like this post isn't long enough!
Props to all my peps! Big out to Scottie, Timmy and my bro that ain't with us no more (Can)
BOB!
I'm sure I have pissed a few people in Adelaide off tonight and if i did i would like to say sorry but i wont...
Just quietly, anybody who says bad shit about my toilet is clearly a wanker ( you know who im talkin about!) because a more serene ( i dont know how to spell that word) toilet you could not find! I mean what is a toilet if you cant look at a bit of native wildlife?
Im eating Tuna and Qucummber sandwiches made by the hottest girl in the world, my wife and the father (yes thats right) of my children, The Libby!
My back is really sore because i slept on a really crappy couch last night because sleeping next to people really freaks me out!
I went to carnigies today with Tim, Lib and Jaz! It was the first time since Can left that i have had a really good time and now that I think about it I hope that he doesn't come back cause he is a fuckhead and his family lost to my family at Galipolli! Except that i went to buy a pack of smokes before and relised that i had no Chuckmuc Varame Sundae (I REALLY dont know how to spell that one!)
I am really pissed off that everybody who was away came bace cause they are all fuck wit ( YES I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU!). Personally I was kinda hoping for the plane to go down and all of them to get there legs ripped off, except for Scott! I wanted Scott to die so that he wouldn't find out that I fucked his girlfriend while he was away! Just one more little bit of proof that there is no God
I had a very in depth conversasion about my true friends with one of my boys tonight and all of you are rad (I'm sure I get pissed and Emo often enough for you to know if you are one of my true friends!). I really love being pissed and over-anylising (?) everything, it's great!
I really want to point out that Adelaide is the Gayest place on Earth and that Lauren is the Gayest person from that gay town! Personally I think that the only person from Adelaide who is cool is Nikita (You should know who Im talkin 'bout lauren!) and I have Shaved and am still waiting for her! I seriously hate that town though! Who the Fuck do you think you people are for raggin' out my dog's willie? Just cause it's bigger than yours/ or anything you gonna get depending on your gender sitiation!
I also wanna write my 2 cents worth about Kyle! Dude you really need to realise when you are cracking on to a girl and when you aren't. Just cause you don't think that you are tryin' to tune does not mean that the girl thinks the same way. Next time you might get in to trouble bro! Yes anyone who doesn't know the story, Kyle certianly did fuck Emma Lee in the pussy and the arse and she said she loved it and that Kyle has a bigger dick and is way better in bed than Andy!
I kinda dont feel like this post isn't long enough!
Props to all my peps! Big out to Scottie, Timmy and my bro that ain't with us no more (Can)
BOB!