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Yesterday, I got off the T at Grigg Street to refill a prescription at CVS. As I was walking along towards the T after a successful procurement of oral contraceptives, a large man dressed entirely in orange attempted to mug me. After the shock of nearly being mugged by a man in an orange tank and orange short shorts, I tried to joke about it, but it was actually pretty scary. Getting mugged/groped in Rome I expected. But in Brighton? Sometimes I get scared about what an easy target I am for stuff like this.
Starting next week, I will be interviewing candidates for a semi-permanent Knight in Shining Armour position. Must prevent muggings by orange clad assailants. EDIT: The position has been filled.
(Side-note: The mugging was unsuccessful. After a brief struggle over my messenger bag, a large crowd of people suddenly turned the corner and he took off, in all of his perverted orange short short glory.)
Starting next week, I will be interviewing candidates for a semi-permanent Knight in Shining Armour position. Must prevent muggings by orange clad assailants. EDIT: The position has been filled.
(Side-note: The mugging was unsuccessful. After a brief struggle over my messenger bag, a large crowd of people suddenly turned the corner and he took off, in all of his perverted orange short short glory.)