PRACTICALLY DEFORMED?!?!
Hey all....or Eric and Nick as I think you two are my only regulars. YOU GUYS ROCK! I don't have so much to report right now. I saw Red Eye last night and my biggest question is what the heck is a Baybreeze? I know a seabreeze, but I've never heard of a Baybreeze. I find it very random that school starts in just a few days and I won't be there. This is the first time in about 17 years that this is not the case. The job search is still going. I have now applied for Corporate Abercrombie as a color techonologist. I'm not really sure what it is, but you need a science degree and daddy has one :-). I also found a chemist position in Chicago that I think starts out at a reasonable starting salary for Chicago. I'm not sure, though. I'll apply regardless lol. Oh yeah, speaking of, I did just get back from Chicago. I went with my roommate and met her mom and her little sister up there. Boy, I forgot how big the age gap between 22 and 16 is. And before any of you fuckers think it, I will go down to 19, not 16. Kelly and I went to Boystown one night and hit up 3 of the bars. We started at Sidetracks where he saw this tragic group of people headed up by the flaminest man I've ever laid eyes on. He was apparently a dance instructor. And he had a girl with red hair in pig tails. She started doing some dances for the crowd, which I personally enjoyed. I am a big fan of drunken interpretive dance. With one drink down, Kel and I went to Roscoes where it was karaoke night. Whilst enjoying our beverages, the 38 year old brigade approached us and started flirting with me and refilling my beer glass (who was I to say no). A minor little drama thing happened, causing the older gentlemen to leave. Then, we met a marathoner who was slightly bordering on boring. Then, Espen -- the Norwegian flight attendant -- who spoke little English, sent a Blue Moon my way. We chatted with him for a bit and about all I remember is telling him that most Americans do not like Bush. He reiterated that Europe feels the same way. I told him to tell Europe that Kelly and I agree with them. As we all know, that will make a big difference. At this point, we were ready to shake our money makers and we headed down to Hydrate, where the fun did not stop. The evening ending with us going to a place called 5 Faces/Vienna Beef, where I saw a topless lady, my knee started bleeding profusely, and Kelly got a burrito that I think gave her food poisoning. All in all, Chicago was a blast and I want to live there so badly!!! More importantly, I just want to get out of Louisville really badly!! I WANT THAT!! I will end this entry with some photos of my favorite comedienne.
