baby fish mouth
1. I am drunk, but that's okay. Everything here is coherent.
2. Hipsters and their hipster significant others bother me. I don't ever want to be like that.
3. Looks like girls who are bossy/high-maintenance with their boyfriends tend to be bossy/high-maintenance with their friends, as well. Fuck that. I'll put these girls back in their places. All day, every day.
4. Suburb kids need to watch out when they play movie-themed drunk Pictionary with me. They may think they're being clever by coming up with Tyler Perry movies, but they don't know about where/how I grew up. Bring it!
5. Bottled Four Loko is a little too tasty. Bless the bodega.
6. My social relationships are so closely intertwined. I'm sad that I left the impression of being a loser to everybody who's ever met me.
7. I lost my lucky bracelet today. I dreaded this day. I panicked so much. I wish I had given it away to you while I still could have. I miss you. Fuck.
2. Hipsters and their hipster significant others bother me. I don't ever want to be like that.
3. Looks like girls who are bossy/high-maintenance with their boyfriends tend to be bossy/high-maintenance with their friends, as well. Fuck that. I'll put these girls back in their places. All day, every day.
4. Suburb kids need to watch out when they play movie-themed drunk Pictionary with me. They may think they're being clever by coming up with Tyler Perry movies, but they don't know about where/how I grew up. Bring it!
5. Bottled Four Loko is a little too tasty. Bless the bodega.
6. My social relationships are so closely intertwined. I'm sad that I left the impression of being a loser to everybody who's ever met me.
7. I lost my lucky bracelet today. I dreaded this day. I panicked so much. I wish I had given it away to you while I still could have. I miss you. Fuck.