Title - I Want You
Author -
unwritten_ideasRating - PG-13 (Gackt being Gackt, mainly)
Word Count - 659
Characters - Gackt, You, Jon
Disclaimer - don’t own squat and if I did, I’d be posting this with pictures
Summary - Gackt asks Jon a very difficult question
Notes - I'm sure everyone has seen the photos of Gackt and the band dressed as schoolgirls from the recent shows where they covered AKB48
Jon considered the question carefully. He weighed up all of the options, thought about the qualities that were most important to him and thought long and hard. He thought that such an important question deserved not only his full attention, but also deep contemplation.
Finally, he answered.
“You-chan.”
You bounced on his heels slightly, the action making his bobbed wig bounce and a smile broke out upon his glossed lips. Gackt, on the other hand, glared at Jon from underneath his mascara heavy eyelashes and adjusted the decoration in his hair.
“Why would you chose to date You?” Gackt asked. “I make a hotter schoolgirl than he does.”
“You look like you’ve been around the entire school yard and half of the faculty,” Jon answered with a grin. “I like my girls more demure and innocent looking.”
“I’m completely innocent to the ways of love,” You said in a high pitched voice, batting his eyelashes at Jon and doing his best to keep a straight face.
Gackt glared again. “You would be the kind of girl that you’d have to take to the movies, take on dates to the mall and buy cheap jewellery for over the course of several months just to hold her hand.”
“Maybe he likes that?” You said.
“No high school boy likes that,” Gackt said sagely. “They just tolerate it in the hope they’ll get some.”
“Not all high school boys are like that,” You replied. “I wasn’t. I was perfectly innocent until... until I met you, actually,” You finished, staring at Gackt.
Gackt smoothed down the ends of his short school skirt. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“So,” Jon said, interrupting the two friends and the bickering that he knew from experience was about to start, “if You is the innocent, date for several months just to get a peck on the cheek kinda school girl, what kind of school girl would you be, G?”
“I’d put out on the first date,” Gackt said. “I’d sneak into your bedroom while your parents were asleep and chew your pillow to pieces to muffle my screams. I’d skip lessons to drag you behind the bike sheds and hurt my knees on the concrete.”
“You know, G,” Jon said, “that might be the most disturbing thing you’ve ever said to me.”
“You asked, Jon,” Gackt said with a shrug. “Now, isn’t that better than Little Miss Innocent, here?”
“Ah, but Little Miss Innocent is the kind of girl you could take home to meet your parents,” You pointed out. “Little Miss Slutty is the type of girl you take to the clinic.”
Jon stifled his laughter with a cough. He didn’t know what was funnier, You’s words and his wicked grin or the look of indignation that was showing on Gackt’s face. When Gackt had first posed the question to him of what school “girl” he’d rather date, Jon had found it amusing. Seeing how seriously Gackt was taking Jon’s rejection of him and his determination to win yet another pointless contest had made it hilarious.
“Little Miss Innocent is the girl you’d take out to a restaurant to have dinner with the parents,” Gackt agreed, “but Little Miss Slutty is the girl you’d take home.”
“And kick out before the morning,” You added.
“Guys, guys,” Jon said, deciding to step in as he could see Gackt’s anger level rising and an angry Gackt was never a good Gackt, “I’ve changed my mind on who I’d chose.”
You pouted but Gackt smiled triumphantly. “See! No high school boy would be willing to wait months. I knew he’d change his mind and pick me. It was obvious and I knew…”
“I chose Chacha,” Jon said, interrupting Gackt’s flow. As he walked out of the room, he could feel the heat of Gackt’s glare on his back and sense the argument that would soon erupt from the singer.
Jon straightened his uniform, and simply smiled.
~owari
Notes
1) Not slut shaming here, simply Gackt shaming XD