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[unweighty]

Girls-- what do you look for in a man? Would you like him to take you out on a walk in something like this? All sweet and charming- perhaps with a rose prepared for you? There are even damsels who dream of the confidant and selfish prince who wants the glory and the attention. Like an actor who entertains for the good of the audience- how dare we

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[punchedhitler]

You-

[Pause, pause, pause]

Are you really asking this in a public place?

[unweighty]

We've been given access to these little things-- is it strange to ask such a thing so loudly?

[punchedhitler]

It just seems very forward. Er. Ma'am.

[unweighty]

If you'd like, I could giggle and wink your way. That may help with the embarrassment -- or depending on the type of man you are, make it worse.

[punchedhitler]

No, please don't.

[unweighty]

Then perhaps you will answer my original question.

[punchedhitler]

I don't...I don't think I'm really qualified in what men look for in other men, ma'am.

[unweighty]

You're unable to even guess? Nice hair, a little muscle, a little smile-- I'm sure even you could do it.

[punchedhitler]

No, not really, no.

[unweighty]

Oh, that really isn't quite as fun.

--then, perhaps you have something of an opinion on women.

[punchedhitler]

It wouldn't really be polite.

[unweighty]

It's impressive, really, how many gentleman I seem to run into in this place.

[punchedhitler]

It's just manners.

[unweighty]

Manners are certainly convenient. Have them and you fit in quite well- lack them and you have such a pretty excuse.

But really, it would have been so much easier to say that I had no manners in the first place. Your methods are quite roundabout.

[punchedhitler]

I would never say that.

[unweighty]

It's all right- you won't hurt my feelings.