Away messages

Sep 23, 2004 21:42

I used to save all of my away messages and i was just looking at them and that made me laugh
now i am going to post them

lets start with all the noelle quotes i have:
bEaUtiFuLbABe8*6: thats to much for my virgin profile.
bEaUtiFuLbABe8*6: plesae just sing a backstrett boys song

bEaUtiFuLbABe80: biatch u know betta
bEaUtiFuLbABe806: stop acting like cheedddar
bEaUtiFuLbABe870: or else ill smack u upside da header

BeAuTiFuLBaBe876: hello my name is Cassandra. I am overweight and i like to say Ya'll alot.

BeAuTiFuLBaBe876: i dont loook asian

BeAuTiFuLBaBe876: we are like fat people with out a purpose

Random messages :

heres the deal of the amazing adventures of kady and tights man

whiletights man watchies game show network.... currently i am listening to music then drifting into sleep

i wake up mumoruos hours later

tights man goes to bed

and get ready for school
tights man has some milk and left over cake

then...... tights man stole a old womens purse! not.......

really what happens is i get out of school at 12 and go to tamaras house for a really long time!!!

then steal the old womens purse

tights man takes off his tights and puts on pants.

cool

kid- I like this it smells good
Lang- dont freak out chad ,we all came from the water
Kid- no we didnt
Lang- yes we did millions of years a little fish with legs climbed out of the water. He was our commen grandmother and grandfather.

my bat brings all the biches to the yard cause there like beat me up

oh boy

i always get excited over cumulis clouds and parcipitation

ok,

why does everyone put cellular into thier away messages now ?

"call the cellular"
call the celular device"

OR

even worse

"hit up muy celllie "

ok what ever happend to

"hey if you need me my cell phone is availible"

so you know what

errrph
and it's retarded to leave your phone # in a away message. You dont know who's web stalking you bitches

sorry for my hipicritical away message

goodbye loser

playing with the baby
we have the same IQ

SOME PEOPLE HAVEEEEEEEEEE NO SOUL !!!!!!!!

AND DESERVE TO SHRIVVLE UP LIKE LUNGS OF A SMOKER

AND THIER HEADS SHAVED
AND GUM UNDERTHIER SHOES
AND PEE IN THEIR PANTS

Buhaha

you all suck

unless you are extremly loved

YET

MOST OF YOU ARE DEAMONS FROM HELLL THAT NEED TO VANISH

today after school
+
gabi
+
Wall streeet
=

aloooooooot of fun

MARY MARY
can i lick the bull ?
can I?????

Viper6045: and i quote "slap my ass and call me charlie"

yay field trip !!!!
yay field trip !!!!
yay field trip !!!!

yay field trip !!!!
yay field trip !!!!
yay field trip !!!!

i will take pictures

thank you solar system
and good night

that brought back of bunch of memories...

Beating up black boys
beating up white boys (caugh NORBI) pshhh pot head
fights

the end
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