neil diamond

Dec 06, 2004 21:28

cracklin rosie get on board...we're gonna ride till there ain't no more to go...takin it slow...let's all do that best we can...i can turn invisible if i really try hard.....

i forgot how the rest of that goes...i have to admit i'm a little high right now....kenny over here gave me some dynamite pills....(hey cmon man)....cool out...everybody just cool out....COOL OUT....

this next song y'all might like...few people know that i'm fueled creatively by my massive hatred of immigrants...gary and i have gone on for hours about how much we hate foreigners...right gary...(leave me out of this man)...NO I WILL LEAVE YOU IN....well my love of this great and beautiful nation and my hatred of all people will dark skin led me to right this....on the boats and on the planes....we're comin to america....never lookin back again...just do the best you can...you hate your keyboard player because he's black.....never had the courage to tell him so....AAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHH.....(cmon man your a wreck)....cmon i think i tore some stitches...cmon gary help me out....nah that's enough neil you have to chill out....I WILL SMACK YOU IN THE MOUTH I'M NEIL DIAMOND....(thats it i'm gone)...wait...this next song i wrote after i killed a drifter to get an erection....forever in blue jeans...where you goin...do the best you can....
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