Why Males Would Want To Live in the Slash World
Original idea by GG Bayley and continued by the wonderful people of the WWFSML.
GG Bayley All slash males deepthroat and are good at it
GG Bayley All slash males are not only always willing to give head, but always enthusiastic about it
GG Bayley Slash males are always up for sex
GG Bayley Slash males always have incredible sex and mindblowing orgasms
GG Bayley Slash males regularly have multiple partners, threesomes, ect
GG Bayley Slash males often have multiple orgasms
GG Bayley The vast majority of slash males are extremely good looking
GG Bayley Slash males are usually willing to indulge each other in their kinks and fantasies
GG Bayley Slash males always know just what spot to hit
GG Bayley Slash males almost always concentrate on giving their lover the most pleasure possible
GG Bayley Slash males are always well endowed
GG Bayley Slash males never carry STDs or other such unpleasant things, making condoms unneccessary
GG Bayley Slash males are capable of preforming/recieving multiple blowjobs and having intercourse with many partners in the same night
GG Bayley Slash males always have asses which are both clean and very tight
GG Bayley Slash male never experience impotence
GG Bayley Slash males experience both oral sex and intercourse in a wide variety of locations, including cars, airplanes, shower stalls, public bathrooms, locker rooms, and many more
GG Bayley Slash males love to lick up their partner's come
GG Bayley Slash males like to kiss their lovers after coming in their lover's mouth and
thus tasting their own come
Lisa Slash males never forget or run out of lube
Lisa Even after they've been sleeping slash guys are still attractive, whereas most people look like something the cat dragged in. Even if they drool it looks cute.
Lisa In the slash world every male is gay or bi...and a lot of the women are lesbians anyway
Lisa Slash males are attractive, even when sweaty
Lisa Slash males readily accept the idea of incest.
Lisa Slash males usually come at the same time as their partners
Lady Boss Slash males are more likely to share sex tips than to discuss sports scores (unless the sports take place in the bedroom)
Rach Not only do Slash males enjoy giving blow jobs, they are always more than willing to swallow
Rach Slash males are always inventive if regular lube is unavailable!!!
Rach All slash males love kink, there is no pain on earth that does not turn them on
Eva Slash males almost never ask to talk after said blowjobs and multiple orgasms are done. All they want to do is rest up for the next one
Hilary Slash males are allowed to cry as often as they like, and are still beautiful even while crying.
Hilary Slash males have a homing device that will show them the gay bars in every city in the world
Khylara Slash males give their lovers roses or little presents that are highly significant or personal - especially after a night of lovemaking.
Khylara And slash males make love. They (usually)don't fuck, screw or whatever. They make love and it's always passionate and romantic and full of tender loving care and sweetness
Shemona
Slash males never have BO, even after a night of torrid lovemaking, nor do they ever have morning breath.
GG Bayley All slash males deepthroat and are good at it
GG Bayley All slash males are not only always willing to give head, but always enthusiastic about it
GG Bayley Slash males are always up for sex
GG Bayley Slash males always have incredible sex and mindblowing orgasms
GG Bayley Slash males regularly have multiple partners, threesomes, ect
GG Bayley Slash males often have multiple orgasms
GG Bayley The vast majority of slash males are extremely good looking
GG Bayley Slash males are usually willing to indulge each other in their kinks and fantasies
GG Bayley Slash males always know just what spot to hit
GG Bayley Slash males almost always concentrate on giving their lover the most pleasure possible
GG Bayley Slash males are always well endowed
GG Bayley Slash males never carry STDs or other such unpleasant things, making condoms unneccessary
GG Bayley Slash males are capable of preforming/recieving multiple blowjobs and having intercourse with many partners in the same night
GG Bayley Slash males always have asses which are both clean and very tight
GG Bayley Slash male never experience impotence
GG Bayley Slash males experience both oral sex and intercourse in a wide variety of locations, including cars, airplanes, shower stalls, public bathrooms, locker rooms, and many more
GG Bayley Slash males love to lick up their partner's come
GG Bayley Slash males like to kiss their lovers after coming in their lover's mouth and
thus tasting their own come
Lisa Slash males never forget or run out of lube
Lisa Even after they've been sleeping slash guys are still attractive, whereas most people look like something the cat dragged in. Even if they drool it looks cute.
Lisa In the slash world every male is gay or bi...and a lot of the women are lesbians anyway
Lisa Slash males are attractive, even when sweaty
Lisa Slash males readily accept the idea of incest.
Lisa Slash males usually come at the same time as their partners
Lady Boss Slash males are more likely to share sex tips than to discuss sports scores (unless the sports take place in the bedroom)
Rach Not only do Slash males enjoy giving blow jobs, they are always more than willing to swallow
Rach Slash males are always inventive if regular lube is unavailable!!!
Rach All slash males love kink, there is no pain on earth that does not turn them on
Eva Slash males almost never ask to talk after said blowjobs and multiple orgasms are done. All they want to do is rest up for the next one
Hilary Slash males are allowed to cry as often as they like, and are still beautiful even while crying.
Hilary Slash males have a homing device that will show them the gay bars in every city in the world
Khylara Slash males give their lovers roses or little presents that are highly significant or personal - especially after a night of lovemaking.
Khylara And slash males make love. They (usually)don't fuck, screw or whatever. They make love and it's always passionate and romantic and full of tender loving care and sweetness
Shemona
Slash males never have BO, even after a night of torrid lovemaking, nor do they ever have morning breath.