two-thirty AM humor
Alright. Just spent a full day cleaning my room, purged two garbage bags worth of clothes for goodwill, or some better-deserving charity. Feel good about it. Trying to downsize and peel away what is just frosting and junk. Cleaning my room, I found some pretty funny things. First off, a fortune cookie fortune that said: "...Be cautious while walking in darkness alone."
What.
It's just so strange to see that as a fortune. It's more like a public serve announcement. Nice.
Secondly, I went downstairs to get the vacuum, and I found this on the floor:
Now, at first it looks like a normal card. (I'm not particular to the Naruto series, but my little brother has some of the cards.) But the longer you look, the funnier it gets. The title, the subtext, the PICTURE! Gold, I say.
I've been a little overweight, having gained some pounds over freshman year and summer vacation (for the usual reasons). I asked the doctor, and said losing a few would be a healthy choice. Now I'm not terribly overweight, most of my friends would be quick to jump on the "you look fine!" bandwagon. But i want to improve my self-image (its not very good, haha) and improve my health. So the plan? Eat healthy. Exercise. No fancy diets. And the reward if I can reach 135lbs? ---A new dollfie. Ive been wanting a girl to accompany my two boys for quite some time, and then found this beautiful mold, an "Angel of Dream" MSD Rao. She seems elegant, and full of personality. I fell in love. With this reward looming, I feel more motivated. Wish me luck!
What.
It's just so strange to see that as a fortune. It's more like a public serve announcement. Nice.
Secondly, I went downstairs to get the vacuum, and I found this on the floor:
Now, at first it looks like a normal card. (I'm not particular to the Naruto series, but my little brother has some of the cards.) But the longer you look, the funnier it gets. The title, the subtext, the PICTURE! Gold, I say.
I've been a little overweight, having gained some pounds over freshman year and summer vacation (for the usual reasons). I asked the doctor, and said losing a few would be a healthy choice. Now I'm not terribly overweight, most of my friends would be quick to jump on the "you look fine!" bandwagon. But i want to improve my self-image (its not very good, haha) and improve my health. So the plan? Eat healthy. Exercise. No fancy diets. And the reward if I can reach 135lbs? ---A new dollfie. Ive been wanting a girl to accompany my two boys for quite some time, and then found this beautiful mold, an "Angel of Dream" MSD Rao. She seems elegant, and full of personality. I fell in love. With this reward looming, I feel more motivated. Wish me luck!