But then, you can't expect me to change who I am
RULES TO SLEEPING IN THE SAME BED AS MELISSA
1. i get to sleep on the right side of the bed
2. i cant sleep with socks on, so i will complain about them until i put my
laziness past me and actually take them off. don't yell at me for complaining.
3. i can't fall asleep with someone looking at me, or even facing me. so everyone
must turn and face in the other direction
4. do NOT poke my back. i have a sensitive back and i get really ticklish.
5. i'd also appreciate, if your name is toni, dont smash up so close to me that
you're basically on top of me.
6. It has to be dark. the only light permitted is natural light. i hate when people
leave their hall light on or a night-light.
7. The door has to be closed. so does the closet door.
1. i get to sleep on the right side of the bed
2. i cant sleep with socks on, so i will complain about them until i put my
laziness past me and actually take them off. don't yell at me for complaining.
3. i can't fall asleep with someone looking at me, or even facing me. so everyone
must turn and face in the other direction
4. do NOT poke my back. i have a sensitive back and i get really ticklish.
5. i'd also appreciate, if your name is toni, dont smash up so close to me that
you're basically on top of me.
6. It has to be dark. the only light permitted is natural light. i hate when people
leave their hall light on or a night-light.
7. The door has to be closed. so does the closet door.