I love Sarah

[until_i_burst]

So I decided last night that I love Sarah and I'm pretty sure I told her every five minutes. Best part of the night is recieving a drunk phone call from your 25 yearold sister when you are completely trashed. Priceless.



I also decided last night that at some point in the near future, I need to go to contortionist school

Give me three glasses of wine and I'll sing to you for free!