If Pinecones Were Pineapples I’d Be in Hawaii Right Now!

Apr 13, 2010 23:03

Enough with the pinecones already!?!?!

Because of my trivial case of OCD, I counted the pinecones that had fallen in a 100 ft² area last fall, and then extrapolated to guess how many were in just the back half of the yard where it butts up against the woods. ‘Bout 3,000 was what I came up with. I cleaned ‘em all up. Then more fell over the winter. Cleaned those up last month. They’re still falling. Good chimnea fuel yes, but geez…

It’s everywhere too - the trails in Robinson State Park are littered with the things. I’ve been hiking and spending a lot of time in the woods for thirty years and can honestly say that I’ve never seen a quarter of this pinecone “harvest”. Too bad they ain’t apples or balsam firs.

And since it’s been so very long a while, an anagram poem for the absent Ms. S.:

Nirvanas Be Null
Smooth Miscuing You
Roam Is Rosy
Move Dungeon Pit

If you still read this LJ, it’s rough trying to enjoy the end of “Lost” without you.
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