Breaks both ways....
I'm beginning to feel that I am on the wrong side of the bar too often. Serving alcohol to people is such a bitch when you really want to be on the other side. It's an untenable position for me.
Also, I believe that I may be drinking too much. Now, I know that that will sound stupid, but, if you think about it, I never used to drink often, just a lot on special occasions. Now the occasion seems to be a day that ends with a "y".
I'm going to have to use my birthday money to pay off my overdraft.....that is so fucking shite that I can do nothing but impotently swear about that fucking major injustice.
And, and, my friends, the £2500 owed to me seems to be particularly unforthcoming, which is really, mind-bogglingly irritating, because it has now taken over six months...fucking council.....delaying my move to London, which is not only inconveniencing myself, but Tom, SMS courier services and a whole lot of people that I have yet to have sex with.
Ok. Ranting period over. I would apologise...but it wouldn't be true.
Vicky seems to be odd. A woman with 38E breasts jiggled them at me today. I had a conversation about a)being a prison bitch and b) being whistled at while working in a prison today.
This are all my current affairs.
Ps. I have new aviator shades and I love them.
Also, I believe that I may be drinking too much. Now, I know that that will sound stupid, but, if you think about it, I never used to drink often, just a lot on special occasions. Now the occasion seems to be a day that ends with a "y".
I'm going to have to use my birthday money to pay off my overdraft.....that is so fucking shite that I can do nothing but impotently swear about that fucking major injustice.
And, and, my friends, the £2500 owed to me seems to be particularly unforthcoming, which is really, mind-bogglingly irritating, because it has now taken over six months...fucking council.....delaying my move to London, which is not only inconveniencing myself, but Tom, SMS courier services and a whole lot of people that I have yet to have sex with.
Ok. Ranting period over. I would apologise...but it wouldn't be true.
Vicky seems to be odd. A woman with 38E breasts jiggled them at me today. I had a conversation about a)being a prison bitch and b) being whistled at while working in a prison today.
This are all my current affairs.
Ps. I have new aviator shades and I love them.