GUYS. GUYS. GUYS.
CAN WE JUST STOP FOR A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT THE EPIC CLUSTERFUCK THAT IS A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE? GUYS. GUYS. I AM LEGIT FREAKING OUT.
I AM HALFWAY THRU A STORM OF SWORDS.
GUYS.
CATELYN AND ROBB.
CATELYN AND ROBB.
CATELYN AND ROBB.
IT WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING HAPPY. ARYA WAS STEPS AWAY FROM BEING REUNITED WITH HER FAMILY. SO CLOSE. SO FUCKING CLOSE. AND THEN...CARNAGE. OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE. OUT OF NOWHERE. IS THIS HOW GEORGE R.R. MARTINS KILLS OUR SOULS?
CATELYN AND ROBB, GUYS. HE WAS KING OF THE NORTH. SHE NEVER EVEN KNEW THAT BRAN AND RICKON AND ARYA AREN'T DEAD. SHE DIED THINKING HER WHOLE FAMILY DIED WITH HER. SHE DIED THINKING SHE FAILED.
GUUUUUUUUUUUYS
I HAVEN'T CRIED AT A BOOK SINCE HARRY POTTER
GUYS GUYS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE
CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING AMAZING SAMWELL TURNED OUT TO BE. YOU ARE BRAVER THAN YOU KNOW, SAM THE SLAYER.
AND TYRION. YOU ARE AMAZING. IN A WORLD WHERE RAPE IS ESSENTIALLY THE NEW HANDSHAKE, YOU DIDN'T RAPE SANSA EVEN WHEN IT WAS EXPECTED OF YOU. YOU ACKNOWLEDGED SHE'S A CHILD AND ARE TAKING ALL SHIT PEOPLE ARE GIVING YOU FOR IT. AND SANSA, AT LEAST BE FUCKING NICE TO HIM. I GET YOU'RE A KID AND ALL BUT FUCK, DO YOU REALIZE THE FUCKING BULLET YOU JUST DODGED?
ALL TYRION WANTS IS LIKE, A LITTLE KINDNESS AND SOMEONE TO LOOK AT HIM WITHOUT DISGUST. THAT'S IT. SOMEONE TO JUST BE FUCKING NICE TO HIM YOU GUYS, IT BREAKS MY HEART, HE JUST WANTS SOMEONE TO TREAT HIM LIKE A PERSON. IF SOMEONE WAS KIND TO HIM HE WOULD GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH FOR THEM, NO LIE. HE WOULD LOVE THEM FOREVER. GUYS THIS CHARACTER IS SO FANTASTIC AND NO ONE CAN SEE IT.
I DON'T GET WHY EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE YGRITTE. SHE'S JUST SOME HOT CHICK WHO BANGED JON SNOW. EVERY OTHER FUCKING SENTENCE OUT OF HER MOUTH IS "YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW." WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT? IS IT A PLOT POINT. SHUT UP.
(THO I'M PRETTY SURE JON IS LYANNA'S KID NOT NED'S. RHEGOR'S OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT SON? MY GUESS).
DANY CONTINUE TO BE AMAZING WITH YOUR DRAGONS AND YOUR FREEING OF SLAVES AND BUILDING AN ARMY.
OH MY GOD MOTHERFUCKING STARKS AHHH AND WINTERFELL IS BURNED AND ALKJDFLKJSLKJDSJ SLKJDFJKSDF LSKJDF DSLJSJKSDKJLFDSJLDSF MY HEART GUYS
SOMEONE BETTER KILL JOFFERY. SOON.
I DON'T LIKE THAT RED GOD EVERYONE KEEPS GOING ON ABOUT. AND STANNIS AND HIS PRIESTESS EITHER.
BRIENNE SO GLAD YOU WEREN'T RAPED OMG KEEP BEING BAD ASS.
JAIME BRO SORRY ABOUT YOUR HAND.
AND BRAN YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO YOUR BROTHER SO CLOSE AND HE DIDN'T KNOW ALKJSDFJKSDFLJK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC
ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE. FUCKING WILDLINGS.
ASLKFJDLSKJDLKJF THIS SERIES IS BREAKING MY HEART AND MY BRAIN.
AND MOST IMPORTANT:
IS GREY WIND DEAD??????????? NOOOOO OH MY GOD THEY CUT OFF GREY WIND'S HEAD AND SEWED IT ONTO ROBB'S BODY. DANY SAW IT IN THE CREEPY UNDEAD HOUSE NOOOOOOOOOO
WILL ARYA EVER BE REUNITED WITH NYMERIA??????
WILL GHOST FIND JON?
THE DIREWOLVES GUYS THE FUCKING DIREWOLVES I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
I AM HALFWAY THRU A STORM OF SWORDS.
GUYS.
CATELYN AND ROBB.
CATELYN AND ROBB.
CATELYN AND ROBB.
IT WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING HAPPY. ARYA WAS STEPS AWAY FROM BEING REUNITED WITH HER FAMILY. SO CLOSE. SO FUCKING CLOSE. AND THEN...CARNAGE. OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE. OUT OF NOWHERE. IS THIS HOW GEORGE R.R. MARTINS KILLS OUR SOULS?
CATELYN AND ROBB, GUYS. HE WAS KING OF THE NORTH. SHE NEVER EVEN KNEW THAT BRAN AND RICKON AND ARYA AREN'T DEAD. SHE DIED THINKING HER WHOLE FAMILY DIED WITH HER. SHE DIED THINKING SHE FAILED.
GUUUUUUUUUUUYS
I HAVEN'T CRIED AT A BOOK SINCE HARRY POTTER
GUYS GUYS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE
CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING AMAZING SAMWELL TURNED OUT TO BE. YOU ARE BRAVER THAN YOU KNOW, SAM THE SLAYER.
AND TYRION. YOU ARE AMAZING. IN A WORLD WHERE RAPE IS ESSENTIALLY THE NEW HANDSHAKE, YOU DIDN'T RAPE SANSA EVEN WHEN IT WAS EXPECTED OF YOU. YOU ACKNOWLEDGED SHE'S A CHILD AND ARE TAKING ALL SHIT PEOPLE ARE GIVING YOU FOR IT. AND SANSA, AT LEAST BE FUCKING NICE TO HIM. I GET YOU'RE A KID AND ALL BUT FUCK, DO YOU REALIZE THE FUCKING BULLET YOU JUST DODGED?
ALL TYRION WANTS IS LIKE, A LITTLE KINDNESS AND SOMEONE TO LOOK AT HIM WITHOUT DISGUST. THAT'S IT. SOMEONE TO JUST BE FUCKING NICE TO HIM YOU GUYS, IT BREAKS MY HEART, HE JUST WANTS SOMEONE TO TREAT HIM LIKE A PERSON. IF SOMEONE WAS KIND TO HIM HE WOULD GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH FOR THEM, NO LIE. HE WOULD LOVE THEM FOREVER. GUYS THIS CHARACTER IS SO FANTASTIC AND NO ONE CAN SEE IT.
I DON'T GET WHY EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE YGRITTE. SHE'S JUST SOME HOT CHICK WHO BANGED JON SNOW. EVERY OTHER FUCKING SENTENCE OUT OF HER MOUTH IS "YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW." WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THAT? IS IT A PLOT POINT. SHUT UP.
(THO I'M PRETTY SURE JON IS LYANNA'S KID NOT NED'S. RHEGOR'S OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT SON? MY GUESS).
DANY CONTINUE TO BE AMAZING WITH YOUR DRAGONS AND YOUR FREEING OF SLAVES AND BUILDING AN ARMY.
OH MY GOD MOTHERFUCKING STARKS AHHH AND WINTERFELL IS BURNED AND ALKJDFLKJSLKJDSJ SLKJDFJKSDF LSKJDF DSLJSJKSDKJLFDSJLDSF MY HEART GUYS
SOMEONE BETTER KILL JOFFERY. SOON.
I DON'T LIKE THAT RED GOD EVERYONE KEEPS GOING ON ABOUT. AND STANNIS AND HIS PRIESTESS EITHER.
BRIENNE SO GLAD YOU WEREN'T RAPED OMG KEEP BEING BAD ASS.
JAIME BRO SORRY ABOUT YOUR HAND.
AND BRAN YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO YOUR BROTHER SO CLOSE AND HE DIDN'T KNOW ALKJSDFJKSDFLJK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC
ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE. FUCKING WILDLINGS.
ASLKFJDLSKJDLKJF THIS SERIES IS BREAKING MY HEART AND MY BRAIN.
AND MOST IMPORTANT:
IS GREY WIND DEAD??????????? NOOOOO OH MY GOD THEY CUT OFF GREY WIND'S HEAD AND SEWED IT ONTO ROBB'S BODY. DANY SAW IT IN THE CREEPY UNDEAD HOUSE NOOOOOOOOOO
WILL ARYA EVER BE REUNITED WITH NYMERIA??????
WILL GHOST FIND JON?
THE DIREWOLVES GUYS THE FUCKING DIREWOLVES I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.