*dies* ZOMG Kirsten Danny I trusted you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P This meme rocks
Good God!!!! I knew I shoulda listened to mommy when she told me to watch out for stalkers. (I basically did one guy and one girl for this quiz. Danny was the only guy so he had no choice :P The girls were another matter so I finally just picked the one I'm really close to :P)
Stalking is illegal. Unspokenlonging confronts xfkirsten.
xfkirsten is stalking Unspokenlonging
xfkirsten’s REAL name :
Withrow Turnbull
xfkirsten’s REAL DOB :
08th March 1974
Height :155 cm
Weight : 74.5 kg
xfkirsten has dreamt about you :
5 times
xfkirsten became interested in you :
12th August 2003
xfkirsten’s latest dream about you
xfkirsten and Unspokenlonging are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons.
This is how xfkirsten describes your relationship behind your back
‘Things couldn’t be any worse at the moment, not only has Unspokenlonging’s father threatened to kill me if I go anywhere near their house but I’ve also just received a restrainer order from the police which prevents me from going within 1500m of her.’
xfkirsten’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
xfkirsten enjoys nothing more than to start the morning by taking a heroic sniff from one of Unspokenlonging’s stolen socks.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
xfkirsten made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball’s removed especially for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I love you darling. Shall we organise our funeral arrangements soon? We wouldn’t want to be buried without one another would we?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
4 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It’s a stalker I met off the internet. They’ve been harassing me for months now. I can’t walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
xfkirsten’s Police File
xfkirsten is a deeply troubled young woman.
Testimonies about xfkirsten
princeali_m_fan - Rotten heathen
‘I always suspected xfkirsten was a little weird, but never THIS weird.’
krysalys - Naked Meglomaniac
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. Unspokenlonging’s been telling me about xfkirsten’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’
alyssa22 - Snorts Lucozade tablets
‘I always knew there was something different about xfkirsten. I’m alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.’
Stalked again, a rant by Unspokenlonging.
dcpesses is stalking Unspokenlonging
dcpesses’s REAL name :
Katerine Alden
dcpesses’s REAL DOB :
06th October 1987
Height :165 cm
Weight : 87.1 kg
dcpesses has dreamt about you :
28 times
dcpesses became interested in you :
13th July 2003
dcpesses’s latest dream about you
You are stranded with dcpesses on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes.
This is how dcpesses describes your relationship behind your back
‘I thought it was love. But obviously it wasn’t. Unspokenlonging told me that never wanted to see me ever again. Suicide is the only option now. Goodbye sweet world.’
dcpesses’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
dcpesses has stolen your DVD recorder and will only return it once they receive a tongue kiss from you.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
dcpesses recently spent a months salary, tattooing your head onto the inside of both of their thighs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
The world cannot take away what we have. We are destined to be two lovebirds entwined eternally in our love for one another. To cut the crap, do you fancy a fuck?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
20 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello look this is a bit embarassing, I have a stalker who keeps trying to climb over our perimeter fencing and they seem to have become impaled on it again. Could you please send someone over to check it out? Thanks."
dcpesses’s Police File
dcpesses can be quite pleasant when it’s not trying to gouge peoples eyes out with a plastic fork.
Testimonies about dcpesses
xfkirsten - Loves staring at dead bodies
‘I used to love dcpesses. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.’
krysalys - Pig-hustler
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded Unspokenlonging really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’
alyssa22 - The Ear Doctor
‘Thank Christ I never let dcpesses into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’
princeali_m_fan - Lord of the Irn-Bru
‘How depressing. I feel sorry for Unspokenlonging, it’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’
Stalking is illegal. Unspokenlonging confronts xfkirsten.
xfkirsten is stalking Unspokenlonging
xfkirsten’s REAL name :
Withrow Turnbull
xfkirsten’s REAL DOB :
08th March 1974
Height :155 cm
Weight : 74.5 kg
xfkirsten has dreamt about you :
5 times
xfkirsten became interested in you :
12th August 2003
xfkirsten’s latest dream about you
xfkirsten and Unspokenlonging are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons.
This is how xfkirsten describes your relationship behind your back
‘Things couldn’t be any worse at the moment, not only has Unspokenlonging’s father threatened to kill me if I go anywhere near their house but I’ve also just received a restrainer order from the police which prevents me from going within 1500m of her.’
xfkirsten’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
xfkirsten enjoys nothing more than to start the morning by taking a heroic sniff from one of Unspokenlonging’s stolen socks.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
xfkirsten made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball’s removed especially for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I love you darling. Shall we organise our funeral arrangements soon? We wouldn’t want to be buried without one another would we?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
4 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It’s a stalker I met off the internet. They’ve been harassing me for months now. I can’t walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
xfkirsten’s Police File
xfkirsten is a deeply troubled young woman.
Testimonies about xfkirsten
princeali_m_fan - Rotten heathen
‘I always suspected xfkirsten was a little weird, but never THIS weird.’
krysalys - Naked Meglomaniac
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. Unspokenlonging’s been telling me about xfkirsten’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.’
alyssa22 - Snorts Lucozade tablets
‘I always knew there was something different about xfkirsten. I’m alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.’
Stalked again, a rant by Unspokenlonging.
dcpesses is stalking Unspokenlonging
dcpesses’s REAL name :
Katerine Alden
dcpesses’s REAL DOB :
06th October 1987
Height :165 cm
Weight : 87.1 kg
dcpesses has dreamt about you :
28 times
dcpesses became interested in you :
13th July 2003
dcpesses’s latest dream about you
You are stranded with dcpesses on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes.
This is how dcpesses describes your relationship behind your back
‘I thought it was love. But obviously it wasn’t. Unspokenlonging told me that never wanted to see me ever again. Suicide is the only option now. Goodbye sweet world.’
dcpesses’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
dcpesses has stolen your DVD recorder and will only return it once they receive a tongue kiss from you.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
dcpesses recently spent a months salary, tattooing your head onto the inside of both of their thighs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
The world cannot take away what we have. We are destined to be two lovebirds entwined eternally in our love for one another. To cut the crap, do you fancy a fuck?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
20 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hello look this is a bit embarassing, I have a stalker who keeps trying to climb over our perimeter fencing and they seem to have become impaled on it again. Could you please send someone over to check it out? Thanks."
dcpesses’s Police File
dcpesses can be quite pleasant when it’s not trying to gouge peoples eyes out with a plastic fork.
Testimonies about dcpesses
xfkirsten - Loves staring at dead bodies
‘I used to love dcpesses. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.’
krysalys - Pig-hustler
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded Unspokenlonging really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’
alyssa22 - The Ear Doctor
‘Thank Christ I never let dcpesses into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!’
princeali_m_fan - Lord of the Irn-Bru
‘How depressing. I feel sorry for Unspokenlonging, it’s kind as fuck to a fault. Always willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. All of this sickens me.'’