The bender begins
Just returned from an awesome trip to the awesome LQ (it's slang for liquor store...and more people should start saying it) with two awesome six-packs of awesome beer. Each has its own little story....
I first picked Elephant, which is an import from Denmark. I like the idea of drinking something named after an enormous animal. Unfortunately, we got home to discover that Elephant is only packaged in 11.2 oz. bottles, implying to me that Denmark is deliciously yet shamefully trying to rob me of a whole .8 ounces of beer! Then I turn the bottle around and discover its glorious penance. It is 7.2% alcohol, folks. In the words of Matt, "That's a good brew."
I second picked Murphy's Red Beer. I figure a beer named after Murphy, the man famous for saying everything that can go wrong will go wrong, can bring nothing but good times. Plus it's Irish. I think.
I am currently enjoying my first Elephant of the afternoon/evening, and it's inspired me to come up with some pretty good beer puns. Enjoy!
"Thanks to that Elephant, I made out with three chicks!"
"Wow, that Elephant was delicious!"
"Hey man, can you buy me an Elephant?"
"I had six Elephants in my car today."
"Dude, that Elephant totally wasted me."
Feel free to come up with some of your own!
I first picked Elephant, which is an import from Denmark. I like the idea of drinking something named after an enormous animal. Unfortunately, we got home to discover that Elephant is only packaged in 11.2 oz. bottles, implying to me that Denmark is deliciously yet shamefully trying to rob me of a whole .8 ounces of beer! Then I turn the bottle around and discover its glorious penance. It is 7.2% alcohol, folks. In the words of Matt, "That's a good brew."
I second picked Murphy's Red Beer. I figure a beer named after Murphy, the man famous for saying everything that can go wrong will go wrong, can bring nothing but good times. Plus it's Irish. I think.
I am currently enjoying my first Elephant of the afternoon/evening, and it's inspired me to come up with some pretty good beer puns. Enjoy!
"Thanks to that Elephant, I made out with three chicks!"
"Wow, that Elephant was delicious!"
"Hey man, can you buy me an Elephant?"
"I had six Elephants in my car today."
"Dude, that Elephant totally wasted me."
Feel free to come up with some of your own!