Literature, part square
Because I know all of you love to read insane novellas written by 7-year-olds, I submit The Crippled Detectives, or The War of the Red Romer to your tastes. I said novella, but it's only 23 pages in Word (I copy/pasted so I can print it out and give it to peope...thank you, public domain). I have not yet read all of it, but what I have read sincerely blows my mind. It's wow on wheels.
If you don't have time or interest to invest yourself in such a read, here's an article about the author and the story that ought give sufficient background.
If you don't have time or interest to invest yourself in such a read, here's an article about the author and the story that ought give sufficient background.