Damn the birds, Damn the all to hell
Birds. They have got to be my greatest fear. I don't know if this stems from the time I was attacked by a duck in Branson or what. I'm terrifed of them though. If they fly even remotley close to me, i back up like a scared little child. Why do i bring this up now. Two reasons. I was at school today walking back to the AOII house with linz and lindsey when a bird flew awfully close to me (about 10 feet). I noticed myself quickly backing up. I was actually scared. Then on my way home from my 5:00 class (more on this later)a big sworm of bird enveloped my car. Terrifing stuff.
So why am i afraid of birds? well there is the time in branson as i've already mentioned, but if you think about it, birds are scary little bastards. They are always around, up in a tree, in a chimney, in a gutter, you never know when they are above you. They are silent and when the decide to be vocal, in particular if their are alot of them, you know they are just taunting you, they know you(i) are scared. It's like, "i am bird, here me chirp"
And then their is the fact that they can fly.That is a powerful skill. I swear, they are going to take over the world someday. Why, you may ask am i not afraid of a powerful predator like a lion tiger or bear (oh my)? It's the simple fact that birds can fly. These other animals are bound by land. The can't transport themselves over the water, therefore they can never fully mobolize and revolt.Birds on the other hand can. The can fly over water, from island to island devising their evil little plan for domination over humans.
okay okay..i sound psycotic i know, i've just had one to many bird run in's today.
So my class at 5:00. 5:20 folls round and i'm walking to the parking garage with ryan. 20 minutes! i drive to class for 20 minutes. basically long enough for him to tell us the assignment ison blackboard aswell as the study guide for our midterm (which was pretty much know everything). Send me an email so i don't have to drive my ass to class and get out in the cold weather. He gave us our assignments from last week back. I got an 80! i did not deserve an 80. He is a royal douche who didn't explain shit and expects me to do well on the assignment. i wasn't the only one pissed. everyone, except ryan got a bad grade. My 80 was actually good compared to theirs.
okay i'm done. i'm going to get off before i scare all my friends away with my bird phobia and rantings about class.
Props to Amy (thats me) and Lindsay who got A's on tests today!
Hopefull i get to go out and celebrate tonight. it's fat tuesday! three cheers for alcohol. 50cent long necks at O'connels! Hopeully Fletch will come to!! I want her to come out and have fun. She deserves it!
okay i' done now..i promise
So why am i afraid of birds? well there is the time in branson as i've already mentioned, but if you think about it, birds are scary little bastards. They are always around, up in a tree, in a chimney, in a gutter, you never know when they are above you. They are silent and when the decide to be vocal, in particular if their are alot of them, you know they are just taunting you, they know you(i) are scared. It's like, "i am bird, here me chirp"
And then their is the fact that they can fly.That is a powerful skill. I swear, they are going to take over the world someday. Why, you may ask am i not afraid of a powerful predator like a lion tiger or bear (oh my)? It's the simple fact that birds can fly. These other animals are bound by land. The can't transport themselves over the water, therefore they can never fully mobolize and revolt.Birds on the other hand can. The can fly over water, from island to island devising their evil little plan for domination over humans.
okay okay..i sound psycotic i know, i've just had one to many bird run in's today.
So my class at 5:00. 5:20 folls round and i'm walking to the parking garage with ryan. 20 minutes! i drive to class for 20 minutes. basically long enough for him to tell us the assignment ison blackboard aswell as the study guide for our midterm (which was pretty much know everything). Send me an email so i don't have to drive my ass to class and get out in the cold weather. He gave us our assignments from last week back. I got an 80! i did not deserve an 80. He is a royal douche who didn't explain shit and expects me to do well on the assignment. i wasn't the only one pissed. everyone, except ryan got a bad grade. My 80 was actually good compared to theirs.
okay i'm done. i'm going to get off before i scare all my friends away with my bird phobia and rantings about class.
Props to Amy (thats me) and Lindsay who got A's on tests today!
Hopefull i get to go out and celebrate tonight. it's fat tuesday! three cheers for alcohol. 50cent long necks at O'connels! Hopeully Fletch will come to!! I want her to come out and have fun. She deserves it!
okay i' done now..i promise