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so there's these homeless people on my corner that i pass (almost) everyday. A red faced woman...like really red faced, I'm guessing her husband...who freely admits to being an alcoholic, and sometimes their friend billy hangs out with them on their soccer mom canvas folding chairs.
i walked with my dog by drunk hobo couples friend today and he was sitting next to the firehouse, drinking a beer and he starts talking to me. So i figure we're almost neighbors (sans him having a home) so i stopped to talk to him. it was kind of a bad idea. Drunk hobo's can't be your neighborhood friends. So he says hi and i'm friendly back and then im thinking hes going to ask about my dog (something along the lines of could he eat it..or..do you have any left over dog food or kibble in my pocket) but he goes in straight for the kill asking me if i was single. Now...call me shallow....but i am completely unattracted to a man who sits in his own urine all day drinking budweiser next to a building alley...basically i'm no mother teresa. plus there's eric...but i thought it was funny and i laughed all the way down the block.
happy tuesday
i walked with my dog by drunk hobo couples friend today and he was sitting next to the firehouse, drinking a beer and he starts talking to me. So i figure we're almost neighbors (sans him having a home) so i stopped to talk to him. it was kind of a bad idea. Drunk hobo's can't be your neighborhood friends. So he says hi and i'm friendly back and then im thinking hes going to ask about my dog (something along the lines of could he eat it..or..do you have any left over dog food or kibble in my pocket) but he goes in straight for the kill asking me if i was single. Now...call me shallow....but i am completely unattracted to a man who sits in his own urine all day drinking budweiser next to a building alley...basically i'm no mother teresa. plus there's eric...but i thought it was funny and i laughed all the way down the block.
happy tuesday