And now introducing... March 2006! Yeah! Give it a hand!
Welcome, March! You have accomplished so much in your 2,000+ year life span. You have withstood the last two millennia with admirable force and valor! Plus, you are distinct in being one of two months in the Gregorian calendar whose names double as verbs. So, March, I would like to congratulate you on your successes, which include, or will include:
1) Getting your name into Shakespearean canon with the Ides of March
2) Being essentially a three-week month, school-wise, due to the stellar and luxurious spring break that you contain
3) Speaking of which, being the temporal meeting place each spring for the infamous Belmosligajacobean excursion to Vail
4) Relieving us from the somber grays of February
5) Being the month in which myself and my fellow oh-sixers will receive news from various institutions of higher education (though some, sadly, wait for April)
6) Containing the official start of spring
7) Being generally Irish
8) Marking the three months between now and our graduation
9) Convincing Louisa May Alcott to name the family profiled in Little Women after you
10) Containing WYSE, which can single-handedly whoop most academic competitions' collective butts
and, last but not least,
11) Generally being, you know, raw.
So good work, March! It is with great honor that I present to you this prestigious Best Month of the Month award. Keep marchin'.
Love,
Your #1 Fan
P.S. You may think that this site is your number one fan. NOT SO! It does, however, run a very close second, on account of how it has pictures.
1) Getting your name into Shakespearean canon with the Ides of March
2) Being essentially a three-week month, school-wise, due to the stellar and luxurious spring break that you contain
3) Speaking of which, being the temporal meeting place each spring for the infamous Belmosligajacobean excursion to Vail
4) Relieving us from the somber grays of February
5) Being the month in which myself and my fellow oh-sixers will receive news from various institutions of higher education (though some, sadly, wait for April)
6) Containing the official start of spring
7) Being generally Irish
8) Marking the three months between now and our graduation
9) Convincing Louisa May Alcott to name the family profiled in Little Women after you
10) Containing WYSE, which can single-handedly whoop most academic competitions' collective butts
and, last but not least,
11) Generally being, you know, raw.
So good work, March! It is with great honor that I present to you this prestigious Best Month of the Month award. Keep marchin'.
Love,
Your #1 Fan
P.S. You may think that this site is your number one fan. NOT SO! It does, however, run a very close second, on account of how it has pictures.